The Lakers better be careful letting Sasha Vujacic party too much. These older women are very aggressive.

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Be Careful of the Laker Cougars - [Busted Coverage]

Gemma Atkinson is “Hanging Out” at the beach - [COED Magazine]

Naomi Millbank Smith Upskirt of the day - [Drunkenstepfather]

Alicia Keys wearing some tight clothing - [Dirty Rotten]

Eva Mendes Goes Topless in Italy - [On205th] (NSFW)

Marilyn Monroe in 1946 - [Attuworld]

Ladie with huge boobs does a karate chop - [Tastybooze]

When Cheerleading Goes Wrong - [Bright Black Internet]

Girl does a face plant trying to be a stripper - [Don Chavez]

More Gemma Atkinson Bikini Candids - [NS4W]

Apparently Britney likes to talk dirty on the phone - [Holy Taco]

Tennesse is a Ferrari and Kentucky a Ranger Rover - [Losers With Socks]

Kim Kardashian Sure Knows how to lick - [My Chill Pill]

It’s Time For some Aural Sex - [Brahsome]

The Top Ten Worst Drivers - [Banned In Hollywood]

A Race Involving Riding Mattresses - [Flabber]

Looks Like some Tulane Boys are going to the slammer - [Collegeotr]

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I think it’s time to step back from the normal trash and crap that I spew out on this site (don’t worry it’ll be back tomorrow). I spend so much time ranting and raving about desire, sex, and giving anything to bang some of these women.

For once I’m going to sit back and take a moment to merely compliment a phenomenally good looking woman. That woman is Jasmine Alejandrino. From the looks of her Myspace Profile she seems nice, doesn’t seem dirty and you know what? She just has such a great face that I love the little lady already.

Don’t get me wrong, I think Jasmine could be one unbelievably sexy person if she wanted to be. Put on a push up bra, high white boots, grab a tray and have her serve cocktails in Vegas and I’m one happy guy. However, I have no problem reveling in her beauty for a few minutes.

In all honesty faces don’t get much better than hers. I’ll be sure to find some party skank tomorrow but even I need a break once in a while.

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I can totally see why this girl would want to go bigger. You just can’t make it in Go-Go dancing with anything less than a triple G these days. Good for you Sheyla. Just be careful having children as you might drown one of them when those bad boys pop.

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Kelly Brook’s Got Some Cans - [On205th]

Roselyn Sanchez is Bellicious - [Holy Taco]

Not Enough Sex? This Woman Gets Very Violent - [Tasty Booze]

Gianna Lynn Looking Slutty in Pink - [Dirty Rotten]

Former Topless Model now in Politics - [Bright Black Internet]

The UK Really Hates Weed - [Brahsome]

Be Careful looking at the daughter who’s back home from college - [Next Round]

Cricket Cheerleaders are very hot these days - [Macgsworld]

Tim Tebow Preaches at a Florida Prison - [Losers With Socks]

You can’t see her face, but is she hot? - [Don Chavez]

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I mean where the hell are these girls coming from? Who the hell is Cherie Carlson? Seriously. Is she in Playboy? I have no clue. Is she a ring girl somewhere? Maybe. I see her wearing a “Tapout” shirt in her Myspace Profile.

But in all honesty, I really just don’t know who she is. What I can say is that she has the kind of look at screams, “amazon yet tempting enough to down a pint of beer before most men.” A girl like this could really make a man like me less of a man.

And you know something? I think I’d love every damned second of it. Here’s to girls like Cherie, the aspiring model/photographer chicks who hang out with tattooed guys doing sexual things that I’d be way too nervous to do.

I take back everything I just said because the things I could do to Cherie should and can’t be printed on here. And no I wouldn’t be nervous to do them. I’d just have 25 “sessions” before I even hit the bed. Even then I’d still be ready for her.

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