I’d like to first point out that the song “Black Betty” by Ram Jam is the song on her Myspace Page. That alone makes this girl relatively cool. As you will see from her pictures there are plenty of other things that make her appealing. But let’s just say a first glimpse of her combined with that song makes me want to blow lines and more to the point, blow them off of her tits. God help me.

How many girls are like this? “Club scene in Chicago man!” Jesus, what do these girls do for a living? Oh I know, have really gigantic boobs, look good, be social and get paid for it. What a fucking life. This girl will NEVER, ever have to have a real job. Wendy, you are the sunshine of my life and the wind in my sails. Your cans are the reason I wake up every morning.

Just for shits and giggles. Let’s make out with other hot girls thus making every man in a relationship extremely upset. Not that I’m angry for being 28 and committed, it’s just that I’m angry that I’m 28 and committed.

Out in public like that? Holy Jesus Lord.

That guy on the right, what the fuck is his problem? The guy on the left gets it and he’s awesome but guy on the right? I mean, how could you be anything but funny with this girl next to you? Don’t try and put on a cool, serious face dude. Cut the shit, drop the rock band and have some fun with the large breasts staring at the camera.

I know it’s from a movie but “Look at the funbags on that hosehound.” God I love this woman. Woman…she’s 23. Praise youth.

Aside from her showing cleavage and her other bra shot, this girl’s got a face I could look at all day. Very cute, very pretty, but she could easily destroy you with sex appeal if she wanted to.

Must have been at a club there. Little sweat going on in the hair. It’s amazing, she’s sweet and unbelievably hot looking at the same time. I really want to bang/marry her.

OK now I just want to bang her, HARD.

Seriously I’m addicted to her face. Her profile is very minimal but whatever. I’m 99% sure if this girl asked me to marry her I would.

Patty Z. From California. At first I looked at her and thought to myself, “you’re getting older Patty, why still cling to the young life.” Then I looked at her pictures, her body, her sex, and simply forgot about all of that. Probably mid to late 30’s, latina, big tits, short skirts, lives the nightlife and I’d probably cum if she came within 3 feet of me. Now that’s the recipe of a good woman. Well done Patty.

I’d love to have my sneaky fingers come out of those grates for a little pleasure time on Patty’s bum. How awesome would that be if I could stick my tongue from out of there and get a nice eye opening from Ms. Z.

Yet another picture that might actually arouse me more than porn.

You can tell she’s a little older here. Does that matter, AT ALL? I’m pretty sure I’d bang this chick until she were at least 75.

At least she doesn’t hang out with friends that aren’t as hot as her so as to look better……good for you Patricia.

Jesus Christ that skirt. Oy vay! To view more of her life be sure to click on her Myspace Profile.

I mean LOOK at her. Just look at this girl. Such a club chick and SUCH a roller coaster ride. Be SURE to look at her Myspace profile as well. It’s ridiculous. I don’t know her (I’d like to), I don’t hang out with her but I’m just taking a guess here. EVERY guy kisses her ass (the ones that don’t aren’t good looking and definitely get to bang her because they’re dicks), picks up stuff she drops, and make her very bored.

Sure that’s a modeling picture but just check these next few out. WHERE the hell do these girls come from?

Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits.

I’m sorry but that guy has to be right out of this Anti Long Island Site. Now as much as I want to hit this guy, I can’t help but to be a bit jealous.

Nice little bitchy look. I fucking love it. Such attitude. She knows it, doesn’t care, and owns, fucking owns.

Danielle, you know how to pick em. God damnit. One girl after the next. Try and befriend her on myspace. Her profile is private (I have managed to pull it off ) but if you see it you’ll like it. It’s like watching that secret world of hotties that George Costanza visits in an abandoned Meat Locker. Check it out here.

I think normally when I see a girl with a guy that I don’t think is up to snuff with her, I get pissed. Many times in our lives we see plenty of douchebags out there with hot chicks. Well, you know what? Here is yet another girl who is with a guy that appearance wise might not necessarily match this girl. However, instead of dogging the guy I’m gonna go ahead and say, “Well done man.” You had the balls to go up to this girl and work your magic and you did it. Well fucking done. You get to have sex with her, hang out with her, have her at your side because you and no one else was able to pull it off. Kudos. Jenna, I hope he makes you happy.

I mean the girl is gorgeous, there’s no question about it.

That’s not the husband by the way. But I tell ya, she looks mighty nice in blue.

Great tan, great body. Is that a little sister? Hope she turns out like you Jenna.

That’s the husband. I don’t know his name, I have no clue if he’s a cool dude, I just know I want to shake his hand. If you’d like to see more pictures of Jenna or try to get in touch with her husband, here’s a place to start.