I’d like to first point out that the song “Black Betty” by Ram Jam is the song on her Myspace Page. That alone makes this girl relatively cool. As you will see from her pictures there are plenty of other things that make her appealing. But let’s just say a first glimpse of her combined with that song makes me want to blow lines and more to the point, blow them off of her tits. God help me.

How many girls are like this? “Club scene in Chicago man!” Jesus, what do these girls do for a living? Oh I know, have really gigantic boobs, look good, be social and get paid for it. What a fucking life. This girl will NEVER, ever have to have a real job. Wendy, you are the sunshine of my life and the wind in my sails. Your cans are the reason I wake up every morning.

Just for shits and giggles. Let’s make out with other hot girls thus making every man in a relationship extremely upset. Not that I’m angry for being 28 and committed, it’s just that I’m angry that I’m 28 and committed.

Out in public like that? Holy Jesus Lord.

That guy on the right, what the fuck is his problem? The guy on the left gets it and he’s awesome but guy on the right? I mean, how could you be anything but funny with this girl next to you? Don’t try and put on a cool, serious face dude. Cut the shit, drop the rock band and have some fun with the large breasts staring at the camera.

I know it’s from a movie but “Look at the funbags on that hosehound.” God I love this woman. Woman…she’s 23. Praise youth.

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