No last name on this girl. Who THE FUCK cares? If she’s not on a porn site within the next 30 days (or isn’t on one currently) I will be VERY upset. Guys actually get to have sex with this girl? I don’t get it.

Fuck an A. I wish I had a negative, sexist thing to say about her. I just can’t. I LOVE this girl. Grab your tits. Can I grab your tits?

Normal Broad. Is this even possible? Yeah you just keep showing off for me honey. Seriously guys, it’s just too hard to bash on this girl. I would be absolutely OWNED by this girl. She could be the dumbest, snottiest, most self indulgent creature on the planet and I’d still keep coming back for her. Jen, please come home.

Ok fine. Her Myspace page DOES suck. Full of retarded color schemes and dumb pictures. Yeah, like this picture of her ass doesn’t make up for it?

Here’s a quick test question. How long would it take for a person to pry me off from going down on this girl?

A. 8 hours B. 12 Hours C. A Week D. Never

Obviously D. To view more of her pictures you can click on her Myspace Profile. I’m starting to go crazy making these posts.