Jun 11 2007

Carlee Ranger - Let’s Do Nothing, Get Paid, and Be Hot! Yay!

Published by Brock Landers at 2:07 am under Uncategorized

I admit, I’m not a blond fan but something about her did it for me in a Blake Lively kind of way. I dedicate this pick to my buddy Jon and I call her an Eds pick (inside joke to all you people, and too fucking bad). With the first picture in this series, Carlee is very whore like, which always draws a crowd. Sidenote: Everytime I say “with the first” I’m reminded of David Stern saying “With the first pick in the NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select Patrick Ewing.” That little toad better get the fucking NBA in order. In another sidenote, my mom was “pinned” to David Stern in college. True, yet very gay story.

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Kind of Paris Hiltony right there. Love the Uggs boots combined with the undersized blue underwear. Perfect formula for sorority whorefest night. I’ve never used the word douchewaffle before but for some reason this picture just brought it out of me.

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Now that picture is more like it. Carlee is a hot button, there’s no question about it. Not so sure I approve of her other pictures on her page though. Some pretty ridiculous shit. She poses with Dennis Rodman and DMX. If the Worm’s ever been inside her I’d have a lot of trouble approaching the Ranger of Danger.

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A nice FHM style picture there. I actually prefer the candid party shots but this will do. I wonder if her boobies are real.

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Another picture where I wish I could take credit for my face being the reason her face is like that. That’s why this picture is only waste up. My tongue is SWIRLING down there. Don’t forget to finish your drink Carlee. Also, Carlee, I feel some squirting down there but your drink is still full, what gives? Lady juice never hurt nobody.

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Smokin. Period. For more on Carlee and her really awesome, do nothing but have fun lifestyle check out her Myspace Page.

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7 Responses to “Carlee Ranger - Let’s Do Nothing, Get Paid, and Be Hot! Yay!”

  1. King Steveon 11 Jun 2007 at 6:45 am

    I think the Alvin and the Chipmunks doll in the first picture is a nice touch…

    Personally I think this chick isn’t as hot as most of the other ones you’ve chosen….There is just something about her…She looks like the chick that just gets sloppy drunk and will let the first guy who hits on her drive her home…

    Now that I think about it….I know EXACTLY why you chose her….heh…

  2. tomachfiveon 11 Jun 2007 at 10:45 am

    Straight GUYS RULE!

  3. Brock Landerson 11 Jun 2007 at 1:21 pm

    Thanks Steve. Glad you eventually saw the light. Remember, they don’t all have to be superhot.

  4. Screaming Vikingon 11 Jun 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Wow. Great cameltoe shot in the 3rd pick. What a slut. She may not be as hot as the others, but she has that certain je ne sais quoi look in her eyes that is begging for cock. God bless her!

  5. Brock Landerson 11 Jun 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Je Ne Sais Quoi. Love the french for some of their ism’s.

  6. Screaming Vikingon 11 Jun 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Hey Brock, what about some russian meat for your fans?

  7. Brock Landerson 11 Jun 2007 at 4:09 pm

    If it’s possible to find russians on myspace, I’m down.

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