Jun 15 2007
Cheryl Tweedy - How the Fuck did I Not Know of her? I Blame Myself
Has anyone ever heard of the band “Girl’s Aloud?” Neither have I. If it weren’t for myspace and seeing Cheryl’s Profile (plenty of pictures in there), I’d have never even come across this beautiful thing. WOW. Fuck the Spice Girls. S-Club 7’s chicks were decent. Girl’s Aloud is the tits ladies and gentlemen. And Cheryl? Well Cheryl is my new Pussaliath. She is excellence personified. And to think she was in Askmen’s top 99 of 2007. Well done fellas.
Some girls I can make fun of. Some I can diss. And with some I can just be a manly, chauvinist asshole when I make my comments. But some women? Some deserve high praise. The Tweeder is 23 years old, married to a soccer superstar and is part of a female band of hotties who I’m not sure why aren’t the next Spice Girls or Pussycat Dolls (who by the way only have one hot girl in the group, the singer). I haven’t listened to any of their music but it can’t be that bad. LOOK at this chick. I feel like if I did anything BUT satisfy her I’d be doing myself a disservice. Man an hour alone with her (hopefully with her husband looking on) would be quite lovely. I’d say if I had 10 grand on me I’d pay at least 4-6 on the spot to have a long session with Cheryl.
Here is Girl’s aloud by the way. I think Cheryl is number one by far. I’d go with second to the right, all the way left (because I think she’d be a freak in the sack making her better than the blond), the blond and then second to the left (she’s not that hot at all). I’d happily screw any of them and I predict this little girl group makes it big.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she has a sick tattoo on her upper thigh. As if she wasn’t nice enough looking, the type I’d want to have kids with looking, she also has a “I have a barbed wire tattoo so you can put it anywhere” look as well. God help me. God help us.
This picture was solely posted because it’s rare to find a stomach to jerk off to. She has such a stomach.
Given the fact that I think Jessica Simpson is slowly turning into dog poo and her sister is now officially hotter than her, this is what I would assume Simpson wants to turn into. Cheryl Tweeder, another gift from the UK. Can you imagine how hot she is WITH the accent? Golly.
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Yeah, I’d go down on her.
Wow, she is first in line now to be my next wife.
I agree with both sentiments.
Wow thanks for that, I was in the dark as well and thanks to you I now see the light.
Holy Jesus….I’d cum 4 times before she touched me….
This broad it damn fine….And I’ve never heard of her either…
How much do you think it would cost to have a 6-some with the whole group?…I’m putting the over/under at $14,000…Roughly $2800 bucks a chick….If I was rich, I’d definitely hook that up….
I want those abs!!!!
[…] C. Cheryl Tweedy is their leadsinger who can sing and is ridiculously hot. By the way, here’s my original post on her. She’s added a ton of shit to her Myspace Page and I’ve said it before, I’ll say […]
……….. ………………. i wanna her to be mine wife …
muahhhhhhhhhhhhh..
suckk u swttyyyyy…