Jun 19 2007
Stealth Icon - She’s got Legs. Who the hell is this woman?
As you can possibly deduce from the title, I’m kind of addicted to her legs and it was this picture that made this woman VERY worth posting. I have nothing but a profile and pictures. I don’t have a name, an alias. I have nothing. I know she is 27, is from Osleo, Minnesota and is clearly not the woman whose pictures I am posting here. If anyone knows the whereabouts of these legs, PLEASE post them here. Here is her Myspace Profile. If you can somehow hack the system and find this out I will be in your debt forever. I will then forcefully hunt her down and make her suck your wee wee, or virgeena, depending on the gender of the person who finds her.
This is honestly one of my all time favorite pictures of a woman. I can’t describe how simply incredible it is. Let me try. The glasses, the angle of her face on the calendar, the skirt almost but not quite showing asscheek, the heels, the almost sophisticated businesswoman look yet “I’m gonna go out and fuck a guy OR a girl” look, the positioning of her fingers on the right side, the couch, the brick wall, every fucking thing about this picture is money. Wow. Just wow.
I mean do I have to point out her legs again? This photographer is my hero. Just look at her face. What an invitation to go to TOWN on her.
Hmm. A little light up top. Do I care at all? NO. Not even remotely. The small breast size is so made up by her legs, looks, and photographer that it’s actually an afterthought. As much as I am in fact a boobie guy, she really uses her legs as nature’s equalizer this time.
I mean of course her boobs are in fact lovely, don’t get me wrong 
This is as close as we’ll get to nudity on this site. I apologize for the 4 pictures and not five. Just use the rest of the page to imagine the next picture of this woman and please feel free to let me know what that might look like. For me? The next picture would involve a couple of 17 year olds, a long garden hose, a horse, a clown, and a few bowling balls. But that’s me. Again, if anyone can point out the women in these pics they get a prize from me.
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Hot, in a skanky kind of way.
Although chicks need to learn that nipple rings are not as cool as they think.
It’s OSSEO….Living in Minnesota I know that there are no hot chicks in Osseo…Heh…
Maybe I will go on a scouting mission….
And Belushi wtf are you talking about?…Nipple rings are fucking awesome, EXCEPT for when you chip your teeth….
I admit, I’m with Belushi here, I’m not a huge fan of the nipple ring. I dig belly button rings. But if I could bang this girl, I think I could overlook it.
Those are some major legs for sure.
wait I never even looked up at the nipple rings yet.
As a chick, and as a chick who has tits with nipples that become erect when wet, I have to say, those aren’t nipple rings, it’s merely the appearance of space and air betwixt the erect nipple and the areola and the wet cloth against her breasts. Those are some luscious big nipples, folks.
That hot chick in the black eyeglasses look gets me every time. I need my secretary to look like that. I can overlook the 3wpm typing speed.
I know exactly who that is
BTW, the last picture isn’t of her.
She is not that old either…
Would you mind sharing her name with us?
Depends…what is the prize?
The username and password of a 3 month subscription to assplundering.com
The nipple rings are kind of skanky. In a good way though.
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