Well, I found another batch of Myspace females that simply amaze me. These two profiles are 100% fake. I have no question in my mind that these girls are webcam girls or something of the like. Nevertheless I swear, their faces are fucking golden. And Belushi, more blonds buddy!

“Heyy my name is Veronica, and i just started modeling for Victoria Secret…yeaa thats right bitchess im a lingerie model!..im 21 i like to have a good time goingg clubbingg,partyingg,beachingg it, andd modelingg for youu ;)..im up to meet anybody so just leave me a message and ill definetly writee back!” At least Veronica knows how to dictate properly. I’m also quite sure that a legit Victoria’s secret model would have as crappy and poopy a Myspace Profile as she would. Again, does any of this really matter? Obviously not as she is one of the better looking women we’ve had on here. Fuck an A.

I mean should I subscribe to Victoria’s secret now? Look at how her lip is sort of open there. Great work by the photographer. Is it even remotely possible to be a straight photographer for any type of porn magazine or swimsuit catalog and NOT splooge all over yourself during a shoot? Along the same lines, don’t actors HAVE to get woodroe’s when they do sex scenes? I mean seriously, when Antonio Banderas had to fake fuck Salma Hayek in Desperado, wasn’t he hard? Must have been. Any heterosexual would have to be right?

That brings us to Sarah and here’s her quote on her Myspace Page. “hey whats up???? my name is Sarah and i am a pron star!!! i love to just hang out with all my friends and play with them (if you know what i mean lol) well if you wana talk to me or get to know me then add me or mes. me!!!! ~Sarah this is me……..” How the FUCK does the porn industry get girls this hot? I mean I know this is yet another fake ass profile but still. Are there THAT many abused young women who have nothing to turn to other than getting cummed on by five guys, taking in the pooper and defiling themselves for my amusement? Look at how good looking this chick is, come on! And by the way, PRON star? Jesus age Christ.

Now that picture I like. These two ladies can come over and greet me anytime. Again, I’m still baffled at how hot some of these porn women are. I truly don’t get it. Just go out and marry a fucking rich guy! How hard could that be? At least then you can just have affairs, have unlimited money, stay hot forever and not have to live with the emotional and literal scarring of 18 inch monstercocks. God help us.

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