Jun 26 2007
Sofia Vergara - Because They’re Real and Because I Said So
And because if you don’t know her by now you really really should. I first saw this woman in the movie “Lords of Dogtown” where she played a slutty latin girlfriend of a real dirtbag. She’s the one who hits on Emile Hirsch at a party and she’s wearing a neon green dress. Needless to say when I saw her I did not want to forget about her. Well, I have but surely enough ran into her Myspace Profile and for those of you that follow Entourage, she’s the new hottie on the show. Real tits, real latin spice, real sex appeal and I feel like if you were under the right circumstances she just might cook you dinner.
I think her and Paulina Rubio almost have a similar look. I’ll be posting Paulina eventually. This is the type of woman I’d obsess over. A lot of the girls I post on here I could handle seeing once and never miss them. Her? I just feel like I’d be all Kevin Arnold with. She’d be my Winnie Cooper and no matter how hard I tried to move on, she’d always be a part of my life. By the way here’s her website.
Hi Sofia! Hi! Over here! I’m the guy with the boner! Hi! Can you believe that “Boner” was actually a character name on”Growing Pains?”
What is that face? I’m trying to get a feeling for what the hell she’s thinking there. Fuck what she is thinking. I’m thinking I really don’t like sand because it gets all over my feet and clothes, but if she ever wanted to put sand up my ass I’d probably let her in exchange for a one hour breast massage session.
Chamber maids. Ah yes. As Seinfeld says, “it’s a woman in your room.” I agree, I’m pretty sure I’d fuck nearly any chamber maid. It’s just the thought of her having to clean up my condom and cum stains after we had sex that makes it all worthwhile. I’m not sure if Sofia has been nude in anything but check out her IMBD Stuff to make sure.
Until tomorrow. Fuck me.
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Don’t you dare go Wonder Years on us!!…
Even though I have bisexual tendencies towards some hot women, I generally read your blog for the laughs I get.
“Hi Sofia! Hi! Over here! I’m the guy with the boner! Hi! Can you believe that “Boner” was actually a character name on”Growing Pains?””
That made me laugh, and I don’t know why. I might let you stick it up my bum, you know.
Your bum huh? If that means you’re european than I’m getting pretty excited.
nothing like some latin heat on a warm summer’s day
Correct Sir.
SOFIA VERGARA GIVES ME MUCH PLEASURE !
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