Jun 27 2007
Brock’s Myspace Drunk Trash Receptacle
I’ve been getting some requests for drunk chicks on here and I’ve decided to let out some steam. I originally did some drunk girl posting a while back and I’ve decided to revive what I feel is a very important “calling you out because you need attention” type of segment. Bottom line, I’d fuck pretty much all of these girls. Another bottom line: none, I repeat none of the girls here are girlfriend material and most of them I wouldn’t consider all that attractive under normal circumstances. HOWEVER, on any given night, with enough alcohol and psychotropic substances, I’d plow into these girls like a farmer into his daughter. This first girl, Monique is the epitome of a myspace whore and she’s blessed us with multiple pictures of herself, her friends and her New Jersey fake mafia faggot collection.
There’s that Italian lip thing. What the fuck is it with the girls AND the guys from the “I want you to think I’m in the mafia but I really just have bad pit stains and am a complete loser” generation that have this need to fake kiss all the time?
Here’s Monique and her completely unattractive friend. Two reasons I’d fuck Monique: 1. The look on her face when I put it in her ass. 2. The look on her face when I “accidentally” came all over it. A very distant third would be the look on her friends face when I lured Monique away knowing that this girl was a complete cockblock the entire night because she couldn’t get any dick and I just stole her best friend away from her.
I like the guy in the background here. I’d like to think he’s thinking “wait a sec, wasn’t I in the EXACT same picture with this girl 5 minutes ago?” I can’t believe what a piece of douche this girl is. She’s 20 years old by the way. She also has like 50,000 myspace friends. Check it out. What’s truly disturbing is the amount of total cocks and vaginas in the New Jersey area. I weep for our present.
So Monique does have an incredibly hot friend. But here’s the kicker. Despite how hot this girl to the left is, she still fucks total douchebags on a nightly basis.
Bye trashy whores! Bye! Smell ya later. I encourage feedback from my readers. If you feel this segment is important to have another one, please comment or email my ass. These girls need exposure and really need to be put in their place. Sincerely,
A Pissed Off Mr. Landers.
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What’s up with these chicks and all of that make up?…Don’t they know it’s going to run down their faces when I make them cry in pain?….
Wow, they have more make up on than a drag queen. The only way to wipe that attitude off of her is to ass fuck her then make her take my load in the mouth when I am about to blow. That would teach her who the boss is.
dont you just love the Internet
Right on! Ass to Mouth, go Viking! Remember, semen can really sting the eyes, too.
So it’s safe to say you all like the Drunk Trash Receptacle?
Lady F’ing Jane - I aim to please you know.
I am like a personal chef. A different menu for different customers,
BTW Brock, can’t say it enough, great freaking job you are doing here. It is the highlight of my mornings!
Much appreciated my man. Anything I can do to improve you let me know.
Yeppers, another candidate for another edition of Hot Chicks w/ Douchebags: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Keep up the fine work Brock. You’re doing swell!