As you can possibly deduce from the title, I’m kind of addicted to her legs and it was this picture that made this woman VERY worth posting. I have nothing but a profile and pictures. I don’t have a name, an alias. I have nothing. I know she is 27, is from Osleo, Minnesota and is clearly not the woman whose pictures I am posting here. If anyone knows the whereabouts of these legs, PLEASE post them here. Here is her Myspace Profile. If you can somehow hack the system and find this out I will be in your debt forever. I will then forcefully hunt her down and make her suck your wee wee, or virgeena, depending on the gender of the person who finds her.

This is honestly one of my all time favorite pictures of a woman. I can’t describe how simply incredible it is. Let me try. The glasses, the angle of her face on the calendar, the skirt almost but not quite showing asscheek, the heels, the almost sophisticated businesswoman look yet “I’m gonna go out and fuck a guy OR a girl” look, the positioning of her fingers on the right side, the couch, the brick wall, every fucking thing about this picture is money. Wow. Just wow.

I mean do I have to point out her legs again? This photographer is my hero. Just look at her face. What an invitation to go to TOWN on her.

Hmm. A little light up top. Do I care at all? NO. Not even remotely. The small breast size is so made up by her legs, looks, and photographer that it’s actually an afterthought. As much as I am in fact a boobie guy, she really uses her legs as nature’s equalizer this time.

I mean of course her boobs are in fact lovely, don’t get me wrong This is as close as we’ll get to nudity on this site. I apologize for the 4 pictures and not five. Just use the rest of the page to imagine the next picture of this woman and please feel free to let me know what that might look like. For me? The next picture would involve a couple of 17 year olds, a long garden hose, a horse, a clown, and a few bowling balls. But that’s me. Again, if anyone can point out the women in these pics they get a prize from me.

Has anyone ever heard of the band “Girl’s Aloud?” Neither have I. If it weren’t for myspace and seeing Cheryl’s Profile (plenty of pictures in there), I’d have never even come across this beautiful thing. WOW. Fuck the Spice Girls. S-Club 7’s chicks were decent. Girl’s Aloud is the tits ladies and gentlemen. And Cheryl? Well Cheryl is my new Pussaliath. She is excellence personified. And to think she was in Askmen’s top 99 of 2007. Well done fellas.

Some girls I can make fun of. Some I can diss. And with some I can just be a manly, chauvinist asshole when I make my comments. But some women? Some deserve high praise. The Tweeder is 23 years old, married to a soccer superstar and is part of a female band of hotties who I’m not sure why aren’t the next Spice Girls or Pussycat Dolls (who by the way only have one hot girl in the group, the singer). I haven’t listened to any of their music but it can’t be that bad. LOOK at this chick. I feel like if I did anything BUT satisfy her I’d be doing myself a disservice. Man an hour alone with her (hopefully with her husband looking on) would be quite lovely. I’d say if I had 10 grand on me I’d pay at least 4-6 on the spot to have a long session with Cheryl.

Here is Girl’s aloud by the way. I think Cheryl is number one by far. I’d go with second to the right, all the way left (because I think she’d be a freak in the sack making her better than the blond), the blond and then second to the left (she’s not that hot at all). I’d happily screw any of them and I predict this little girl group makes it big.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she has a sick tattoo on her upper thigh. As if she wasn’t nice enough looking, the type I’d want to have kids with looking, she also has a “I have a barbed wire tattoo so you can put it anywhere” look as well. God help me. God help us.

This picture was solely posted because it’s rare to find a stomach to jerk off to. She has such a stomach.

Given the fact that I think Jessica Simpson is slowly turning into dog poo and her sister is now officially hotter than her, this is what I would assume Simpson wants to turn into. Cheryl Tweeder, another gift from the UK. Can you imagine how hot she is WITH the accent? Golly.

I admit, I’m not a blond fan but something about her did it for me in a Blake Lively kind of way. I dedicate this pick to my buddy Jon and I call her an Eds pick (inside joke to all you people, and too fucking bad). With the first picture in this series, Carlee is very whore like, which always draws a crowd. Sidenote: Everytime I say “with the first” I’m reminded of David Stern saying “With the first pick in the NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select Patrick Ewing.” That little toad better get the fucking NBA in order. In another sidenote, my mom was “pinned” to David Stern in college. True, yet very gay story.

Kind of Paris Hiltony right there. Love the Uggs boots combined with the undersized blue underwear. Perfect formula for sorority whorefest night. I’ve never used the word douchewaffle before but for some reason this picture just brought it out of me.

Now that picture is more like it. Carlee is a hot button, there’s no question about it. Not so sure I approve of her other pictures on her page though. Some pretty ridiculous shit. She poses with Dennis Rodman and DMX. If the Worm’s ever been inside her I’d have a lot of trouble approaching the Ranger of Danger.

A nice FHM style picture there. I actually prefer the candid party shots but this will do. I wonder if her boobies are real.

Another picture where I wish I could take credit for my face being the reason her face is like that. That’s why this picture is only waste up. My tongue is SWIRLING down there. Don’t forget to finish your drink Carlee. Also, Carlee, I feel some squirting down there but your drink is still full, what gives? Lady juice never hurt nobody.

Smokin. Period. For more on Carlee and her really awesome, do nothing but have fun lifestyle check out her Myspace Page.

I have NO idea if this is one of those fake picture profiles. Myspace has PLENTY of those. People want to get as many friends as possible so they post pictures of hot chicks instead of themselves. I have ZERO problem with this nor do I give half a shit. What I can say is that whoever this girl is, I’ve never seen her before and I’d REALLY REALLY like to give her the ol’ one two. This picture seriously makes me want to fuck a chick that’s at least 6 foot 5.

Do you even need the heels there sweety poo? Imagine, seriously, imagine those legs completely spread as far as they could go. I feel like it’d be the wingspan of a small plane. I’d do a dive right into the little inner region. Tall chicks though, do they have like, long vaginas? Just wondering if having sex with her would be like fucking a glass of warm water. That wouldn’t be cool and I’d hate to have her ask me, “where’s your penis, are you going to fuck me or not?” when I’ve been thrusting for 10 minutes already.

Very cute. I dig the different color hair. She’s obviously a hip chick, into kinky sex. Clearly takes it from behind. In my opinion, better looking facewise than Keeley Hazell. Unfortunately there were only two pictures of Lindsay in her Myspace Profile which again leads me to believe it’s probably false. Most girls I post on here seem to spend at least 5 hours a day working on their profiles and posting ungodly amounts of pictures. Lindsay, or whoever you say you are, great work. You may be fat, really short, unattractive, but you sure do draw a crowd with this here model. And since there were only 2 Lindsay pictures, I decided to post some Keeley pictures for reference.

As you can see, there are clearly similarities in breast shape and size. Plus, Keeley is tall too. If I were a doctor I’d take extra time to examine the inner workings of the female form. Keeley is an anomaly in that her tits are REAL, yes, REAL. That means that eventually her boobs will be greeting her vagina with a “hello” everyday, but for now, they are perky, stand high and make her MUCH hotter than she really is. TITS, nature’s equalizer.

I don’t even think that’s a bra. I think it’s a couple of oversized picnic baskets that were sewn together to support those boulders. Wow.

We’ll end it on this one. I don’t need to tell you where to go to find more pictures of “Keeley Hazell.” Start with keeleyhazell.com or keeleyhazell.net and work your way from there. Not to mention her sex video. You can download the whole thing here. I warn you though. If you’re a porn buff like me (man I love being a buff) then you might be disappointed. I think celebrity sex tapes blow (except for Pamela Anderson because she really COULD suck a dick) because the women just can’t cut it like the pros. I’d rather just imagine them getting fisted.

As you all probably know this site isn’t about the hottest hottest girls. It’s about the ones that do it for me; the ones that get me going and for whatever reason I feel I could talk about. That leads us to Romy. Romy reminds me of the giant breasted female that a normal decent guy could actually probably have sex with if he gave it a true shot. As me and my buddy say, a “CFC” girl. In other words “Cruising for Cock.” They are the types that get completely bombed and you could just see them scanning the par preying on dick They’re not the most beautiful but you know instantly that they’d be the fuck of a lifetime. And the next day you feel like a schmuck because you realize you should have talked to them but you didn’t because you’re a fleeting vagina. I don’t know Romy from a hole in the wall but from an appearance perspective, she is the essence of a CFC girl.

See what I mean? How much FUN would that be?

So so dirty. So mean. So seductive. Just look at the way her tits sort of flop because of the gravity but she’s still young enough that they don’t touch the floor. Imagine that floppage up and down the old pallet. Damn I like her.

Almost reminds me of an Anna Nicole type when she was in her prime. A big girl, but good looking and downright dangerous if she got on top of you. I’d take the risk, I’d take the chance. Jesus I’d take anything with this female.

Do I even need a comment about her leg positioning here? I personally enjoy the little half circle rip in the fishnet stockings.

So that’s Romy, or should I say Romy’s tits. Here’s her myspace page by the way. I believe there’s also a link to her website on there somewhere. I’m too lazy to get it right now. Fuck off.