Jul 03 2007

Chera - I’m Guessing Easy to Bang if you Have a Grand to Blow

Published by Brock Landers at 2:14 am under Uncategorized

Another vixen from Vegas. This girl is so sexed out it’s disgusting. The amount of sexual energy and hopefully juices that this girl emanates makes me delirious. She HAS to have done some kind of porn or sex work right? She’s in the “not really a real person” category. What I mean by that is, she’s for show. She so not real that it doesn’t even bother me all that much. It’s like when you go to Vegas and see 1000 hot girls. They’re all pretty much the same and you get used to it for a while, but as you scroll down you’ll see a picture of a time where you would NOT be used to her by any means. By the way her Myspace Profile is a must see.

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You know what she’s listening to there? It’s a recording of me telling her that I like the simple things in life “like butter in my ass.” Actually no, it’s really me telling her what I’d like to do with her tushy should it become available within the next two weeks.

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What’s with the doily style underwear? Wow, I can’t believe my eyes actually ventured out further than her tits in this picture.

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This picture gives Jessica Burciaga a run for her money. I think Jessie’s face might be a little better but something tells me the somewhat mysterious, and to an extent, evil face this girl has, might make for a better sexual experience.

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Much better choice of underwear there. You see that? Almost seeing the bagina (yes, buh jine uh) is a clear indicator of a jerk off worthy picture. I wonder what’s she’s looking up at though? I hope it’s at least 3 big weinershnitzle’s ready to penetrate the parts on her that should be penetrated.

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Here’s the quintessential “Jesus Christ the average looking girl is disgusting” picture.

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14 Responses to “Chera - I’m Guessing Easy to Bang if you Have a Grand to Blow”

  1. King Steveon 03 Jul 2007 at 5:20 am

    I love “under” boob pics….

  2. Screaming Vikingon 03 Jul 2007 at 1:27 pm

    after a long weekend, this is delicious!

  3. Geegzon 03 Jul 2007 at 6:39 pm

    could you even have a good time at your local bar if this girl was 50 feet away from you all night? in vegas, yeah, i’d be expecting girls this hot. but if i was trying to enjoy $2 you-call-it’s and this girl walked in… i would be mad. it makes me mad how hot this girl is.

  4. abarclay12on 03 Jul 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Flaming hot, no doubt, but I kind of agree though - there’s something “not real” about her. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a tranny. I wonder how much mascara she goes through in a month.

  5. Brock Landerson 03 Jul 2007 at 7:10 pm

    Geegz,

    You hit the nail right on the head. I walk into a “normal” bar and my night is completely ruined when I see a girl like that. Great call. Actually happened to me this weekend with a bartender. I HAD to talk to her because she was so hot. Needless to say I had way too many shots and spent way too much money.

  6. Geegzon 03 Jul 2007 at 9:24 pm

    i think if said bartender can be found on myspace we have a candidate for the next entry.

  7. Celeb Skeeton 03 Jul 2007 at 9:25 pm

    Haven’t seen her in person, but there are a goodly handful of these “local celebrity” types in Pure, Tao, and Body English always showing face getting free booze, and snuggling up to dudes in the VIP. God I love Las Vegas. But having a penis sux cuz we have to still pay $40 cover even with an hour left before closing…

  8. LadyF'ingJaneon 04 Jul 2007 at 1:51 am

    Wonder if she likes to be choked?

  9. LadyF'ingJaneon 04 Jul 2007 at 1:56 am

    Also, the music these chicks put up sucks. I’d much rather have a lesbianic fantasy with any of these girls if they played decent music…

  10. Brock Landerson 04 Jul 2007 at 2:13 am

    Lady Jane! Where you been all my life?

  11. Qelqothon 04 Jul 2007 at 10:08 am

    That’s quality donkey punch material right there.

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  13. proudon 05 Jul 2007 at 8:48 pm

    not bad

  14. […] - I’m Guessing Easy to Bang if you Have a Grand to Blow” - now why is he guessing that? See his blog entry here, her myspace profile here. I don’t see anything in her profile that says she fucks for money. […]

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