Jul 05 2007

Jenny P - A Choice For Obvious Reasons, Husband was a Shocker Though

Published by Brock Landers at 2:05 am under Uncategorized

Look, picking girls with huge tits has its merits. It’s an easy play and that’s what made Jenny a simple choice. BUT, there’s more. As I continue to question why so many hot girls get into porn (I mean do that many hot girls get sexually abused or fall into drugs at a young age?) so too will I question the motives of hot women that end up with men that look like complete wastes of everyone’s time. That brings us to Jenny P, a very attractive woman with LARGE prospects and a world of promise. And as I continue to question the motives of hot women, I have but one answer to “That’s Jenny P.” She HAS to be a moron.

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Typical excellent first photo. A face that is passable, probably a 7 with 10++++++ breast potential. A perennial “cum within 5 seconds” girl if you will.

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Another glorious photo. Another day’s work for me. Another selection that I’ve seen a hundred times. Nothing really throwing me yet. In fact there’s plenty more on her Myspace Page.

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Yup, the short skirt teasing me with hint of vagina showing picture. Slightly removing some shirt there to expose a little extra breast. We’ve seen that too.

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Classic high heel, “can you stick it anywhere? you BET you can” pose. I’m getting bored…….

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THAT my friends is what fucks this girl every night of every week. THAT guy is the one that will plant the seed for future generations of Jenny P. THAT guy pulled it off. THAT FUCKING GUY. And here I am, amusing myself and all of you with THIS. Over under on when I actually kill myself? 3 months.

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16 Responses to “Jenny P - A Choice For Obvious Reasons, Husband was a Shocker Though”

  1. King Steveon 05 Jul 2007 at 6:05 am

    The hottest chick I ever fucked was named Jenny P…..A little King Steve trivia…

    And this chick is hot…I dig that tats…

  2. Screaming Vikingon 05 Jul 2007 at 12:46 pm

    The pics from behind are the fucking goods. But that guy either has to either be really rich and we can’t see it or pack 10 inches.
    Lucky bastard.

  3. Brock Landerson 05 Jul 2007 at 4:05 pm

    My blog is getting insane traffic today. Thanks team.

  4. Geegzon 05 Jul 2007 at 5:02 pm

    you know, this girl would probably be amazing if she had maybe a cup-size or two more in the chesticles. nothing against small breasts, but this girl should think about implants.

  5. onykaon 05 Jul 2007 at 6:02 pm

    hi i love you .

  6. Brock Landerson 05 Jul 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Love you too pal.

  7. LadyF'ingJaneon 05 Jul 2007 at 7:47 pm

    Wish I had big tits…

    Oh, wait, no I don’t.

  8. joeon 05 Jul 2007 at 10:44 pm

    HOT

  9. mojitomojoon 05 Jul 2007 at 10:50 pm

    I don’t understand that either. The sex CAN’T be that good, even with a bag over his head.

  10. yepezon 05 Jul 2007 at 10:53 pm

    I love u too.
    too much!

  11. Ucsteron 05 Jul 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Any girl that would screw a guy like that isn’t worth screwing. Besides, her tits are too big. She is pretty, though.

  12. Brock Landerson 05 Jul 2007 at 11:16 pm

    I agree with everyone on here thusfar.

  13. Gregon 05 Jul 2007 at 11:44 pm

    I hate big tits and even more so if they’re fake. I also hate tattoos. I’m sure her dad is very proud of her.

  14. Karpison 06 Jul 2007 at 2:34 am

    Damn, she looks so good in that blue dress. Then it all gets fucking ruined by the nasty tattoo across her back. That asshole can have her

  15. Zappaon 07 Jul 2007 at 4:19 pm

    I have to admit, after hearing too many lectures by Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla, the first thing I think about when I see a girl with some massive tattoos like this chick’s got is, “Where’s Dad?… What happened as a child?”

  16. Runied iton 08 Jul 2007 at 8:51 am

    Damn giant boobies and nasty tats ruined the rest of the package.

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