Jul 06 2007
Christine Lemaster - The Most Generic Profile of ALL time
“My name is Christine LeMaster….I live in SW FL and have been modeling for a few years now. I am currenlty in the transition of modeling full time…it’s a lot of work but I love it! I have met some great people along the way and look forward to meeting many more in my travels. Modeling and promotions keep me pretty busy but I’m still a friendly, down to earth type of girl. I love playing with my dogs, being outdoors, shopping, running and I absolutley love to travel. A little partying now and then doesn’t hurt either;-) I am currently seeking paid assignments and/or published work. I can also be hired to attend events and tradeshows as a spokesmodel. I am a hard worker who loves to be in front of the camera!!! Feel free to contact me regarding a shoot, booking, or a public appearance and I will get back to you as soon as possible. References and resume can be provided upon request:)” - In other words, can you just take your top off and get down with other girls on the set please?
Seriously, Christine, you have a great body, face is eh, but please for the love of God put something interesting in your profile. You’re not gonna land any bookings with puppies and kittens on your resume. The only thing I want to hear about is anything that gets me past 1 inch, ok?
I was very close to not posting her Myspace Profile but that’s not my style. Christine most likely had someone else post her little blurb at the top, just as someone else made the conscious decision make her wear a bikini that would better fit a 12 year old boy. And yes her face isn’t in there because it just didn’t need to be.
That sand looks like those weird seasonings they sometimes put on the bottom of bagels or pizza. Some of it is nearing her anal region. Would be a shame for her to get a bad case of the redass. Christine! You have a tattoo! I KNEW there was a little bad girl in you. I’m sorry folks, you’ll have to scroll down to see that I’m REALLY trying to find reasons to like her.
No comments really here. That’s a fantastic picture. For a second there I’m thinking she has some substance.
Excellent job by the makeup men adding the dirt to the stomach. If I had to take a guess, I’d say this girl looks HORRIBLE in the morning without makeup. Man I wish I were there to see that though, especially after a night of “ending with a facial” coitus. HOWEVER, this next picture, this is the kicker.
Ah yes, Mr. Federline. This motherfucker gets around. How in the fucking world do these guys pull this shit off? I just punched a hole in my wall.
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Just to let you know that picture she has with Fed-ex was taken after a segment the two filmed on WWE Raw. So more than likely he hasn’t tapped that. Thank god. She’s a very beautiful girl though.
was lovin the post til I saw that tool at the bottom haha. Punch another hole in your wall cause that guy is a terd.
hahahhaha…KFed was the perfect ending. And for faces like this, isn’t that why they invented towels and light switches? So when we are railing the shit out of them, we don’t have to look at their face?
I had sex last night.
i don’t think she’s ugly, per se, but there is something about her that rubs me the wrong way… in the most arousing, sexually gratifying, yet wrong way imagineable, of course.
That’s exactly why I posted her. I think you guys are starting to get the gist of this site. It ain’t just tits and ass. There’s a method to the madness.
I love how K-Fed has a wife-beater on under his tee.
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Dude, I just saw the Federline pic. I am physically ill. The Lemaster chick is kinda scary in the strait on shots….
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Thanks, Interesting read.