Jul 11 2007
Melissa - She’s 18, She’s from Jersey, She’s Perfect for this Site
For those that have read this blog for a while you might remember Laurel from New Jersey (if not, click on her). Laurel brought me into a whole new world of girls that seemed somewhat trashy yet extremely hot and that hang out with complete scumbags. I’ve been trying to find Laurel’s crew and that finally brought me to Melissa. Melissa’s myspace page is a delight for folks like myself. “[I GET A SHITLOAD OF REQUEST;SO BE PATIENT,GIRLS HOP THE FUCK OFF I WONT APPROVE YOU =]” That’s what Melissa starts us off with.
Gee I wonder if this is the type of girl who is a total snot to any guy that’s not attractive enough to talk to her. Just a hunch.
Ladies and gentlemen. This girl is in high school. She has parents. Yes, she even has a father. Has father read this profile? My other hunch says no.
17 years old and I don’t feel the LEAST bit guilty about posting this girl. I’m speechless.
That’s the infamous Laurel on the right. How fun would it be to get totally plastered with these two? Jesus.
Such a little tease. This girl has ZERO clue about who she is. Just doing her thing, so she thinks. Imagine her at college? WOW.
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i’ve got three things:
1. that laurel girl needs to hurry up and turn 18 so that i won’t feel pedophilic ogling over that first picture of her’s. holy shit.
2. those two dents in a girl’s lower back (like in this girl’s second picture) have gotta be the most underrated part of a female’s body. i could probably jerk it to a close-up picture of a nice pair of lower back dents.
3. are push-up bras free in the tri-state area? it seems like every girl from 17 to 24 that i see from there on myspace, or mtv or whatever has her otherwise little breasts enhanced in a tanktop by a wonder bra.
All I can say is, fucking love the detail Geegz. Backdents, that’s a new one and I completely agree with you.
Man, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I need to get to Jersey. I love these bitchy chicks…And I know that once you break them down you can do all sorts of dirty shit to them…
I’m speechless.
I love the amateur pix here and not the model/porn star chicks who are airbrushed and done up. Long live sluts!
I’m doing the best I can with the amateurs. There’s just not enough hot ones. If I had it my way it’d be ALL novice scanks.
I awake!
It’s going to be ugly once these team hotties get to college. I hope they don’t puss out and live at home for a year. They need to take their show on the road.
Whenever this little scallywag transfers from a lowly community college to a non-selective public university let me know. I guarantee when she meets a macrobrew she chubs up and loses those wonderful little back dents. Also, when Melissa passes out at her first fraternity party I will be there to glaze her face and/or fill her disappearing back dents with a little surprise.