Jul 13 2007

Tiffany - Nosey Little F*cker Aren’t You

Published by Brock Landers at 2:43 am under Uncategorized

This girl has winner written all over her. Why? Right as you scroll down on her Myspace Profile there’s this bumper sticker looking thing that says “I love my big fake boobs.” She’s also 19 and is from Massachusetts. FINALLY someone who isn’t Italian, from the Bronx or jersey, and has the tone “cell phone whore” about her. I mean who knows, she could do a lot of whoring for all I know but at least her profile doesn’t have the terms “bella” and “holla!”

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Her caption on this pictures reads “B4 work.” So I’m wondering what her work is…..Thoughts? Comments? I’m going with behind the counter at a deli.

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Excellent finger placement. Very erotic. See the tits touching there? Blond streak in the hair. Always a naughty sign.

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Hi Ladies. Hi.

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I think this guy might be the biggest douchebag I’ve ever seen. What’s even worse is that I guarantee he’s fucked more hot girls than I ever will.

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Tiffany is tough. Very tough. I want nothing more than to pork this girl with just those socks on.

7 Responses to “Tiffany - Nosey Little F*cker Aren’t You”

  1. abarclay12on 13 Jul 2007 at 6:04 am

    I think she works at the Hallmark store. They’re trying to sexify their stores, and Tiffany is their greeting card wench.

    What’s up with these douchebags and the hot chicks? That guy looks like such a class A douchebag, that I’m surprised he’s not with a hotter chick.

  2. Screaming Vikingon 13 Jul 2007 at 12:38 pm

    I have a feeling she isn’t working at a day care.
    But I was thinking maybe she is a hair salon receptionist. Just has that no work ethic feel to her and would chomp on some bubble gum all day and twirl her hair before her night of partying and cock sucking.

  3. LadyF'ingJaneon 14 Jul 2007 at 3:21 am

    Her name alone makes me want to punch her in the duodenum.

  4. celeb skeeton 14 Jul 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Yes, I second the highlight fetish here! Something about that quality bumps up the sluttiness.

    Sad and probably true, but c’mon Brock don’t give the Bag so much credit. Damn young chickenheads and their tendency to smoke Douche pole…

  5. brion 21 Jul 2007 at 4:24 pm

    umm, just curious…

    how many hot girls have you fucked, lol..

    just playin. great site.. keep it up,

    b

  6. […] Ann seems to have that. She’s also part of some crew of dancers because I posted her friend Tiffany a while back. Her Profile is filled with the same junk and douchiness so I felt it would be a great […]

  7. TIffanyon 05 Sep 2007 at 3:16 am

    i love all you people lol this is making me laugh so hard! thanks everyone! lololol

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