Jul 18 2007
Jesycka – Nice Spelling of Jessica – Just Take Your Pants Off and Leave Your Friends Out of It
This is amazing. I think almost any girl I post on here that isn’t from the New York, Tri-State area has girlfriends that make her look amazing. Jessica is hot, but not so incredibly hot. Her body is fabulous but once again (and you’ll see down below), I’d really hate to be a wingman while my buddy was trying to hit on her. I wish I could say dirty stuff about her but this one actually seems like a nice girl. At least that’s the vibe I get from her Myspace Profile. Of course she’s only 20 so I’d imagine she doesn’t know any better yet. This first picture I will equate to a JDate photo. Explanation below.
JDate or most any dating website is a great way to get ass. If you become a pro, which I was, you tend to pick up on the nuances VERY quickly. You get laid a ton by needy women looking for either dick or a husband. What you also pick up on is the amount of bullshit headline pictures. The girls most always look NOT EVEN CLOSE to as good in real life as in their pictures. Jessica is hot, but not this hot. P.S. I put an absolutely HORRIBLE picture of myself on JDate so I knew that when I went out the girl would get a better product than the picture.
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
Dude these 20 year old girls. It’s like they don’t even understand the way they dress. When does a girl hit the point of understanding that it’s not ok to look like you normally take it in the pooper? I swear this weekend I was on a train with high school girls who were ready to go out in the city. 3/4 looked like legitimate hookers.
“Come on man, take one for the team! She wants to go home with me. Just stick around and talk to her friends. Please?”………………..”Fuck you asshole.”
Is it me or does it look like these girls hired Jessica to come out with them in hopes that they could land some good looking guys, slip them roofies, and fully take advantage of their limp dicks?
It’s all so generic….
I likes me the girls with some edge…. other than this cookie-cutter blase sense of sexuality.
Or am I just being a bitch????
With those friends, I wonder if she used to be a fat chick until she started with the anorexia?
And Brock, you need a buddy who would do anything anytime. We got one of them in our crew, and he is a life saver. He doesn’t care as long as it is wet and ready to go.
What’s going on with that friend of Jessykah’s? The one wearing the plaid bib and the red boots? She’s gonna go out like that with Jessiyxkyaah looking so smoky hot? Bad call.
this girl is too skinny for my liking… and her friends are too fat and ugly for for any sober man’s. i live in texas and you just don’t see things like this. hot girls hang out with hot girls. you’ll see an ugly hanging with a group of mostly hot girls, but not the other way around.