I can tell that this girl would be an absolute blast to hang out with if I were very VERY drunk. I can picture this girl in her freshman year of college being THE girl to tell stories about. No, I don’t necessarily think she’s slutty or anything, I just like her. You could get this girl to chug 25 beers and do really funny shit. I don’t know, like rub jelly all over herself or something. Her myspace profile reminds me of how old I am.

I like the blond streaks. There’s something dirty about that. She might be a little flatchested though. No matter, the tan and cut little blue outfit makes up for it. Her friend however, is a bit busted.

High school. Yes, high school. “Can I go to hikes school?”

She’s tall, she’s got long legs. She’s clearly some kind of daddy’s little girl type. She’s the kind you want to take the virginity away from (assuming she’s a virgin which is quite unlikely, boo).

I’m not sure I understand what’s going on in this picture. My guess is that she and whoever else is in the room is taking a short break from playing spin-the-bottle. What is with this crew? They’re all 18. Shouldn’t they be on ecstasy and licking stuff?

Pink crap. Is this graduation? Is this girl into Hello Kitty and Little Mermaid? What the fuck? I’d love to be the guy who mushes her into the water here.

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