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Jul 31 2007

Liz - In Mint Condition, I’d Like To Know How Old She Is

Published by Brock Landers at 3:15 am under Uncategorized

Well, it says she’s 83 years old on her Myspace Page. She’s from New York but it doesn’t specify as to where. I’m guessing she’s not our normal blend of Bronxy or Brooklyny crappage. She’s got more of a Hamptons and Fire Island type of feel. That I like. It says that she’s all about the tan, drinking a ton and going out and having fun, maybe sucking some wang. Nothing wrong with sucking some wang.

Man that bikini is appetizing. Now that’s a perfect cover for the magazine “Barely Legal.”

Wow. I mean wow. Where did this girl come from? What a fucking find huh? WHERE is this girl? That guy on the bottom right….she’s gotta be at a beach house or something. I really need the address.

Again. What crowd is this? Where do these guys get off actually hanging out with her? Do these guys get to have sex with her? Is that possible? Did I miss the best years of my life? Am I simply dwindling here? Do I have to keep having loud, raucous family weekends with babies and whining and getting lost at outlet stores? Fuck me.

Each one of these pictures shrinks my dignity a little bit more.

Forwards, backwards, sideways…does it matter? God damnet.

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6 Responses to “Liz - In Mint Condition, I’d Like To Know How Old She Is”

# King Steveon 31 Jul 2007 at 4:13 am

Holy baby Jesus….I’d kill 15 people to have sex with this chick….

I need to take an East Coast trip here SOON….If those scum bags can hang out with broads like this I can only imagine all of the chicks that would be willing to hang out with me….
# Geegzon 31 Jul 2007 at 5:35 am

this chick is doing all the right things for me… but i’m a little weary of the fact that she could be like 16 so i’ll limit myself to six masturblatory sessions dedicated to the thought of her pulling me into the bathroom and giving me a beej while our friends are playing ring of fire.
# Screaming Vikingon 31 Jul 2007 at 1:46 pm

wow, she is the total package. Possibly the best one on here yet! And Geez, if she is 16, she shouldn’t be posting back the pix of her drinking alchy. That is asking for an arrest. She will be legal in my dreams.
# abarclay12on 31 Jul 2007 at 5:20 pm

I saw this girl on To Catch A Pred. She was the jailbait. Good find.
# Brock Landerson 31 Jul 2007 at 5:34 pm

I hope that’s not true or I could be facing some charges here. I’m 99% sure she’s 17 or older. If not I better run for the hills.
# Screaming Vikingon 31 Jul 2007 at 7:44 pm

Don’t worry Brock, I am sure her fake ID looks legit. Any of us would have fallen for it.