My name is Mandi! Don’t come up on my page trying to say that I’m a fake and whatever, fuck you dumb fuck. I have a life so I’m never really on this anyways I Move a lot, was in Miami, then L.A., now somewhere else, soon to be moving again haha The friends on my myspace are people that I’ve known personally, or just friends to have on here, I like talking to people on the internet who have respect for me and want to talk If you want to talk to me send me a nice comment since you can’t message me Yup so that’s it so far! Catch ya later - Is there anything else to say really? I’m not sure. By the way her Myspace Page almost made me throw up.

Yes you CAN make that lipped faced at me Mandi. I have zero problems with it because you don’t appear to be the normal blend of New Jersey scank that I tend to post quite often. Thanks for refreshing us.

Whoops! And I was actually respecting her to some extent. Well, I respect her vagina, there’s no doubt about that. Everything else? Might as well be putting a television on mute the entire time.

Why even bother wearing a cross? I mean I know you’d be screaming Jesus if you could even ponder what most guys are thinking when they look at you but other than that…..come on now Miss Smith, you’re better than that.

TERRIBLE clarity on this picture. Wonderful tittage on this picture.

This is starting to become a common theme on here. Either these girls are down to earth and like to hang out with cool chicks or they’re really smart and recognize how much hotter they are than their so-called friends. I mean talk about a mismatch here. Imagine being the guy who has to take one for the team here? That fucking sucks.

This girl has winner written all over her. Why? Right as you scroll down on her Myspace Profile there’s this bumper sticker looking thing that says “I love my big fake boobs.” She’s also 19 and is from Massachusetts. FINALLY someone who isn’t Italian, from the Bronx or jersey, and has the tone “cell phone whore” about her. I mean who knows, she could do a lot of whoring for all I know but at least her profile doesn’t have the terms “bella” and “holla!”

Her caption on this pictures reads “B4 work.” So I’m wondering what her work is…..Thoughts? Comments? I’m going with behind the counter at a deli.

Excellent finger placement. Very erotic. See the tits touching there? Blond streak in the hair. Always a naughty sign.

Hi Ladies. Hi.

I think this guy might be the biggest douchebag I’ve ever seen. What’s even worse is that I guarantee he’s fucked more hot girls than I ever will.

Tiffany is tough. Very tough. I want nothing more than to pork this girl with just those socks on.

I’m VERY excited to present Jessi Bella. Yet another young (she says she’s 90 on her profile) vixen from one of our classier regions of the U.S, the Bronx. Holla! She has about 1000 pictures in her Myspace Profile. I highly recommend browsing through there if you can. She can’t be more than 17 years old. But in NY it’s legal so that’s great!

“these stupid fake bitchess need to stop stealing my pics when will they get it through their head that they will never be me? im the one n only jessica valerio fall the fuck backk. get ur own life n ur own face. dont try n steal my shit!”

THIS is the start of her profile ladies and gentlemen. IMAGINE going to a movie with this girl. She’s the type that would be on her cell phone the entire time.

That’s an EXCELLENT job inserting that “drawn by a 6 year old” heart in the top right corner Bella! Can we bang?

She’s definitely looking at her parents right there. “Dad? Look, I’m gonna fuck him whether you like it or not.” What we don’t see here is the other side of her face which is black and blue. Dad listened to her for about 5 seconds and popped her.

Same fucking face. ALL these italian girls make these friggin faces. Be nice already! Just be a nice person. Is that so hard? What the FUCK is with the attitude? You want a cock in your face, you want facials, no respect? Making faces like that is exactly how you’ll get there. Jesus Lord Almighty.

By the way, this girl is really hot.

And a fond farewell to you too bitch.

For those that have read this blog for a while you might remember Laurel from New Jersey (if not, click on her). Laurel brought me into a whole new world of girls that seemed somewhat trashy yet extremely hot and that hang out with complete scumbags. I’ve been trying to find Laurel’s crew and that finally brought me to Melissa. Melissa’s myspace page is a delight for folks like myself. “[I GET A SHITLOAD OF REQUEST;SO BE PATIENT,GIRLS HOP THE FUCK OFF I WONT APPROVE YOU =]” That’s what Melissa starts us off with.

Gee I wonder if this is the type of girl who is a total snot to any guy that’s not attractive enough to talk to her. Just a hunch.

Ladies and gentlemen. This girl is in high school. She has parents. Yes, she even has a father. Has father read this profile? My other hunch says no.

17 years old and I don’t feel the LEAST bit guilty about posting this girl. I’m speechless.

That’s the infamous Laurel on the right. How fun would it be to get totally plastered with these two? Jesus.

Such a little tease. This girl has ZERO clue about who she is. Just doing her thing, so she thinks. Imagine her at college? WOW.

“My name is Christine LeMaster….I live in SW FL and have been modeling for a few years now. I am currenlty in the transition of modeling full time…it’s a lot of work but I love it! I have met some great people along the way and look forward to meeting many more in my travels. Modeling and promotions keep me pretty busy but I’m still a friendly, down to earth type of girl. I love playing with my dogs, being outdoors, shopping, running and I absolutley love to travel. A little partying now and then doesn’t hurt either;-) I am currently seeking paid assignments and/or published work. I can also be hired to attend events and tradeshows as a spokesmodel. I am a hard worker who loves to be in front of the camera!!! Feel free to contact me regarding a shoot, booking, or a public appearance and I will get back to you as soon as possible. References and resume can be provided upon request:)” - In other words, can you just take your top off and get down with other girls on the set please?

Seriously, Christine, you have a great body, face is eh, but please for the love of God put something interesting in your profile. You’re not gonna land any bookings with puppies and kittens on your resume. The only thing I want to hear about is anything that gets me past 1 inch, ok?

I was very close to not posting her Myspace Profile but that’s not my style. Christine most likely had someone else post her little blurb at the top, just as someone else made the conscious decision make her wear a bikini that would better fit a 12 year old boy. And yes her face isn’t in there because it just didn’t need to be.

That sand looks like those weird seasonings they sometimes put on the bottom of bagels or pizza. Some of it is nearing her anal region. Would be a shame for her to get a bad case of the redass. Christine! You have a tattoo! I KNEW there was a little bad girl in you. I’m sorry folks, you’ll have to scroll down to see that I’m REALLY trying to find reasons to like her.

No comments really here. That’s a fantastic picture. For a second there I’m thinking she has some substance.

Excellent job by the makeup men adding the dirt to the stomach. If I had to take a guess, I’d say this girl looks HORRIBLE in the morning without makeup. Man I wish I were there to see that though, especially after a night of “ending with a facial” coitus. HOWEVER, this next picture, this is the kicker.

Ah yes, Mr. Federline. This motherfucker gets around. How in the fucking world do these guys pull this shit off? I just punched a hole in my wall.