Look, picking girls with huge tits has its merits. It’s an easy play and that’s what made Jenny a simple choice. BUT, there’s more. As I continue to question why so many hot girls get into porn (I mean do that many hot girls get sexually abused or fall into drugs at a young age?) so too will I question the motives of hot women that end up with men that look like complete wastes of everyone’s time. That brings us to Jenny P, a very attractive woman with LARGE prospects and a world of promise. And as I continue to question the motives of hot women, I have but one answer to “That’s Jenny P.” She HAS to be a moron.

Typical excellent first photo. A face that is passable, probably a 7 with 10++++++ breast potential. A perennial “cum within 5 seconds” girl if you will.

Another glorious photo. Another day’s work for me. Another selection that I’ve seen a hundred times. Nothing really throwing me yet. In fact there’s plenty more on her Myspace Page.

Yup, the short skirt teasing me with hint of vagina showing picture. Slightly removing some shirt there to expose a little extra breast. We’ve seen that too.

Classic high heel, “can you stick it anywhere? you BET you can” pose. I’m getting bored…….

THAT my friends is what fucks this girl every night of every week. THAT guy is the one that will plant the seed for future generations of Jenny P. THAT guy pulled it off. THAT FUCKING GUY. And here I am, amusing myself and all of you with THIS. Over under on when I actually kill myself? 3 months.

Another vixen from Vegas. This girl is so sexed out it’s disgusting. The amount of sexual energy and hopefully juices that this girl emanates makes me delirious. She HAS to have done some kind of porn or sex work right? She’s in the “not really a real person” category. What I mean by that is, she’s for show. She so not real that it doesn’t even bother me all that much. It’s like when you go to Vegas and see 1000 hot girls. They’re all pretty much the same and you get used to it for a while, but as you scroll down you’ll see a picture of a time where you would NOT be used to her by any means. By the way her Myspace Profile is a must see.

You know what she’s listening to there? It’s a recording of me telling her that I like the simple things in life “like butter in my ass.” Actually no, it’s really me telling her what I’d like to do with her tushy should it become available within the next two weeks.

What’s with the doily style underwear? Wow, I can’t believe my eyes actually ventured out further than her tits in this picture.

This picture gives Jessica Burciaga a run for her money. I think Jessie’s face might be a little better but something tells me the somewhat mysterious, and to an extent, evil face this girl has, might make for a better sexual experience.

Much better choice of underwear there. You see that? Almost seeing the bagina (yes, buh jine uh) is a clear indicator of a jerk off worthy picture. I wonder what’s she’s looking up at though? I hope it’s at least 3 big weinershnitzle’s ready to penetrate the parts on her that should be penetrated.

Here’s the quintessential “Jesus Christ the average looking girl is disgusting” picture.