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Aug 01 2007

Future MILF Status – Love That Tagline, But She Can’t Spell

Published by Brock Landers at 12:27 pm under Anomalous

I am none too pleased as my fucking post got deleted this morning for no apparent reason, so I have to do this shit all over again. In any event, what’s with the spelling of Manhattan always getting botched? This broad spells it with an En not, not the An. Whatever man, she’s hot and her profile kind of blows.

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Push up bras! Push up Bras! Iiiiiii like my push up braaaaaassss! What an invention huh? I’d really like to push it on up there.

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I’d imagine this is a typical Sunday afernoon in ManhattEn. Let’s just get our slutty blue dress out, wear high heels while I’m at home with nothing to do, pout my lips, position my leg and click for the Myspace Profile!

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I’m sure her friend hooked up that night. Oh wait, no she didn’t.

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Guys know who Kari Wuhrer is? She used to be the hotty on “Remote Control” and was in Beastmaster 2. I’ve seen her tits a couple of times. In any event I think our subject looks like Kari a little in this picture. Fuck the cigarettes though. I’d like to put that thing out on her tushy.

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Push up hands! Push up Hands! Seriously I’d love to have sex with these two as long as they held that position the entire time.

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Ladies and gentlmen I present Lord Fuckface. What the FUCK is wrong with these girls? I want to kill myself. By the way I think I can give hotchickswithdouchebags.com a serious run for his money with some of this stuff.



4 responses so far

4 Responses to “Future MILF Status – Love That Tagline, But She Can’t Spell”

  1. Screaming Vikingon 01 Aug 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Those are some fucked up lips on her. She looks like a fish in ever pose. Good thing I will be able to wrap the Canadian flag around her head and do that tight body for my country.

  2. Celeb Skeeton 01 Aug 2007 at 2:47 pm

    yeah, submit that last one to HCwDB’s…haha.

    Slutty brunettes, a recurring theme on HGonMS! I love it.

  3. Lady F'ing Janeon 01 Aug 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Viking!!!!! I too come from the land of the beaver.

  4. Screaming Vikingon 01 Aug 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Long live the beaver!!!!!!!!!

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