Aug 03 2007
Sicilian Barbie – Hotchickswithdouchebags Can Blow Me
This Profile could be one of the ultimate cases I’ve seen of complete loser trash, no goal setting, no regard for being a real human being, no real anything type of people. I really had to just look at each picture for a few seconds to let it all sink in. Is this what Cancun Spring Breaks are like? I feel like these people will be doing this stuff well into their fifties only the guys will all be really fat and the girls will be fat and beaten up. Just a sad state of affairs, but have fun doing E and raving now kids!
So here she is right? Wrong. Let’s expand on this picture shall we? How could I leave out the cool guy to the left.
There he is! Yo yo! I’m gonna go ahead and call this guy Lyle. Why Lyle? Because this guy would absolutely HATE that name and he’d have no clue as to why I’d call him Lyle. 20 bucks says that one beer gets this guy hammered and another 20 bucks says he has crabs. 100 bucks says he got his crabs from his pet Bulldog. What a fucking loser.
I admit, Mr Studfarm here on the left is pretty cut and is doing his thing. Do I think he’s a tool? Yes. But still he’s way better off than faggotboy here to our right. Who is this ass stain? The funny thing is that he’s making a muscle while a jacked guy is standing right there. I wish he’d just get thrown off the balcony.
Insert your own comments here. Seriously. I don’t even think I’ve mentioned anything about HER. Yeah she’s fuckable, yay.
Did I say she’s fuckable? Yes. Did I mention that she dresses well? Certainly not, nor will I ever. I think I also failed to mention that every time I see this picture I’m pretty sure that just the actual picture will give me a sexually transmitted disease.
What do you think people in the old country actually think of these people? Do you think they’re representing Italy in the finest manner possible? No, they’re just representin’ Brooklyn in the house! Shut the fuck up, get a job and show your tits.
Who the fuck are these guys!?….
I just get to work and I’m ALREADY pissed!!…
And I think that “Mr. Studfarm” dude has a mullet…
And I think I might buy stock in hair gel…Look at all of these losers….
God I’m pissed…
hahahhahahahahahahhaha,
oh ahahahahhahaha….
*sniff* ass stain….. I fucking love it….. TSFSRT.
Anyway, those chicks, I feel sorry for them, how hard they all have to try to be this level of “hotness”. It looks like alot of work is what I’m saying.
so if i go to new york/new jersey, i’m actually gonna see people like this? these people actually exist? i refuse to believe there are fags and sluts that actually look like this. i think the internets are just playing a huge joke on me.
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hey Geegz… you’ll only see them at jersey shore…
but, i’ve never seen them drink corona… usually it’s zima or smirnoff ice.
then again, it’s been a few years since i’ve lived there.
i miss it.
I love chicks and pix like this. Makes me think I have a chance at banging a chick who isn’t 200 lbs.
being from Providence RI, which is basically a Jersey suburb, yes, these tramps roam the clubs and beaches like rodents. Then when Monday comes they return to their jobs as nail techs or counter help at Dress Barn.
its weird reading all your comments, because i live in north new jersey, 5 minutes away from new york and staten island and i actually know all of the people in those pictures you posted and was there when they were taken lol.. having you guys say people like me actually exist sounds kind of weird. i guess we do really live in some sort of a bubble like everyone says we do? who knows.. just thought id post that =]