The nickname alone already signals some sort of tri state trash doesn’t it? It doesn’t say where she’s from but I’ll bet a million to one it’s either NY or NJ. The first thing I noticed about Geebaby is that she is a big girl. Not fat or anything like that but she towers over all of her friends. I don’t know why but whenever I see a girl like that I just think the term “long vagina.” Is that wrong? I feel like it’d be at least 4 inches vertically. Tightness? Perhaps. In any event here’s to all the long vaginas out there.

Umbilical cord belly button thingy. Giving the camera the finger. Wrist bands. Shiny, dangly earrings and a push up bra. What does this tell me? She’s the exact type of girl I’d like to bring home to my mother.

She looks pretty hot there I must say. Excellent tan. That fucking lip thing again though. I really don’t understand that. Good fucking pose though. There should be at least one guy to both her left and right in this picture. Both ready to tear her to pieces. I wonder if I paid a girl like this, if she’d do a gangbang scene for me. I suppose I could just follow her around Cancun on Spring Break and a fraternity would provide it for me for free.

She’s HUGE! I told ya. What fine group of young ladies we’ve got here. Our star on the left with the long vagina. My personal favorite is the second to the left because she actually looks like she’d have a smaller vagina thus making my penis seem a LOT bigger….which is nice. As for the other two…..idiots.

You didn’t think I’d go a whole profile without showing some complete and utter toolbaggishness here did you? Especially from our tough guy areas of the nation. The guy in the middle looks like a female. As for the other fairies in this picture, I’d actually put odds on being able to take 3 of them at once in a fight. Sure as a group of 5 I’m sure they talk more shit than is possibly imaginable, but at the first sign of toughness they’ll wilt. It’s like in “Revenge of the Nerds” when the black tri lambs come to fuck shit up for the Betas. Love it.

I assume that’s not water in that bottle. If it is, great you can drink water well. Congratulations. If it’s not Geebaby should show this picture to pop, I’m sure he’ll love it. That and all the Anthony’s and Marco’s and Sal’s she hangs out with.

If I have a kid and he ends up like this, I swear to God I’ll put him on a plane and send him to Idaho for about 2 years and pray he turns into a dork.

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