Aug 09 2007
Natasha - “If You Shave it, They Will Come”
Here we are. A nice, fun, 20 yr old college girl with a very smart tag line. This is what I’m talking about. It doesn’t seem that she hangs out with all the Vinny’s and Tony’s of the world. Rather, from her Myspace Profile it would appear she hangs out with a lot of Changs and Wangs. Fine, I’d rather my daughter do that than participate in a group beatdown on a poor defenseless soul.
She’d be the one on the left folks, although I’d grease the blond as well. Louisville, Colorado - wherever the hell that is. Can you imagine what that night must have been like? Let me get myself down nostalgia lane for a moment. Cowboy Christmas in the ole frat house. Let’s get all the Kappa’s completely trashed in their slutty little cowboy uniforms and have them embarrass themselves on stage telling us why they want to be our little sisters. After that we get to violate them while their boots are still on. Man I miss college.
I wonder what THIS night was like. All I can say is that I’m hoping that Louis, Poindexter and Wormser come running down the hall any minute with cameras screaming “Panty Raid!” That or one of these girls gets fucked in the ass.
I wish
Do you ever have those days where you reminisce about College? Can you tell that I’m having one of those days right now? I mean are you serious? Here let’s see. Things you don’t have to worry about while in college: Money, Being on Time For Anything, Going to Class, Getting Girls, How Much you Drink (you’ll always rally the next day), Life in General? Things you don’t have to worry about in real life: taking a shit in front of your girlfriend because you’ve been with her long enough. I hate my life.
Aaarghh Matey! A wee bit of Morgan far ya! With a few more shots I’ll be banging an unsuspecting, unconscious hotty! Aaaargh!
Insert Comment and Proceed to Masturbate.
Stumble This
Digg
Related Posts
- None Found
ASS TO ASS!!…
This chick is hot….I’m actually considering going to college now…..Heh…
i saw this girl on a girls gone wild infomercial! i know it’s her because i actually paused my tivo at the point where she raised up her shirt to reveal her call now! 2 dvd’s for $9.99s, and jerked it to that freeze frame.
this is a delicious post. I can’t get up from my desk for a while.
re: ass2ass
ver nice….how much? i hope for my bachelor party the boys hire young amateurs like these for the double-ended show.
I fucking guffawed at this post.
Brock, you had me at “Things you don’t have to worry about in real life: taking a shit in front of your girlfriend because you’ve been with her long enough. I hate my life.”
I love you.
PS, I have never EVER seen my husbamd take a shit.
Thank the fucking lord.
Hey Lady Jane, you sound pretty hot. I hope your husband does you the way you deserve! And by that I mean having you squealing like a pig while having every hole pleasured!
You flatter me Viking. Therefore I must now go find my buzzy little friend and have some alone time.
mmk i like this one. no gotti-simps to be found.
pic #3. regarless of its artificial nature, still considerably good enough to pretend. Gotta go!
you know Landers, I’m genuinely delighted I came across this site (or vice versa). The pics are great, but the commentary makes it that much more worthwhile. I mean any guy with a hard-on can post pix, but the captions are f**king great. Keep up the good work.
Thanks man, I very much appreciate it. I’ll continue to do my best. Figured there are plenty of sites with hot chicks but they could use a little commentary now and then.
[…] If you shave it they will come [Hottest chicks on myspace] […]