Aug 10 2007
Masheed – There’s Something About Her, But Clearly It’s Debatable
I think that she’s a complete 50/50. You’re either in her camp or you are not. There’s just something about her look. She’s got this snotty, life revolves around the club scene, Vegas, VIP, Kim Kardashian thing going on (as evidenced by her Myspace Profile). And honestly that stuff either turns you on or it doesn’t. Me? Turns me right the fuck on. Does it turn me on in a long term, I want to spend the rest of my life catering to your every need and having our children scream in my face all the time because I didn’t buy them a prada purse kind of way? No. But it does turn me on in a “look at who I just fucked!” kind of way. Here’s to Masheed, the “I just had sex with her when no one else could” type of girl.
I mean at this point in my life the cleavage line alone warrants a passing grade here. She’s the EXACT type of girl I’d jerk off to if I were in one of those “I just want to see a girl I can jerk off to” kind of moods. You know, those times when you are almost tired of the same hot girls over and over and you want to see something different, maybe a different race, or body type, just anything that gets you out of the routine.
Did I mention that implants are the best invention of all time. In case I haven’t, here’s the one millionth time that I’m reminding everyone. TITS: Nature’s equalizer.
Pretty much a repeat of our first picture but still, always worth another cleavage line. Fucking Jeckyl and Hyde here. I just looked at her and didn’t think she was attractive. Two seconds later I wanted to put my hwang between her breasts. Hwang. “I had that real special feeling about her, you know the kind where you’d do anything to bone her.”
This picture reminds me of the time we used to slingshot water balloons into the girls quad in college. Her friend really needs to get the fuck out of the picture. I have zero interest in wingwomen. She’d only get in the way. What a whore.
Now the girl on the right? I will try and sum her up in a few words. Dumb. Low Tits. So So Headgiver. Flumpy Ass. Needy in the morning. HOWEVER, a threesome with these two would be pretty decent and having an “accidental” facial would be the tits.
At least she’s not doing the pursed lips thing. MotherFUCK I hate that.
Isn’t she a bit Salma Hayek-y/Penelope Cruz-y????
Man, I wish I had that lesbo experience in college. My life sucks. No vagina for me.
Hmmm…The first pic made me almost not want to look at the rest of them….
BUT…
I’m glad I did…I would definitely stick it to this girl…
BROCK!!! Oh man…you’re gonna hate me for this:
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Guidos_A_collection_of_Guido_images_for_your_viewing_pleasure
Andy. I will never forgive you for that.
I guarantee you that pinooch is hairy beyond acceptable levels
I’ll never forgive myself…
yup, i know her brother…
Andy check this site out:
http://getoffourisland.com
Might be the best site of all time.
Dude. I got goosebumps watching that little film. I honestly felt like I was part of something very big, very important.
The strange realization thru all this is that i moved away from that, and now I’m surrounded by rednecks.
But honestly? I don’t even know whose worse anymore.
What’s up with Guido hair?? How much gel do Guidos have to use in a week? And as for Masheed, she’s Team Hotty for sure. Team International Hotty. Love the description of her friend as “Needy in the Morning.” That is hi-larious.
Rednecks Vs The Guidos.
Stay tuned…..
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