Aug 14 2007
Corona - Back to the Bronx Bitches
Her tag line reads: “the shit you hear about me might be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.” That’s the first thing that stood out on her Myspace Profile. Let’s see, what else stood out? She’s 17 but I spoke to my lawyer friend and I can post 17 year olds as long as they’re from NY. I plan on doing this as much as possible. Another thing that stood out? This girl is drinking beer! 17 years old and already drinking beer. Wow. What a society we live in. Next thing you know she’ll be french kissing people. Ooohh, that just makes me uncomfortable writing that.
This girl has a very “real” body. I’m not sure how to expand on that but you know what I mean? It’s just very natural looking with the exception of the ever so popular push up bra. That, however, is totally legal because it makes me have a boner. Posing by an armoire eh? Nothing better to do with your time? Seriously, how much time do these girls spend on this shit? My buddy asked me once, “how long do you spend doing this blog?” Takes me 5-10 min to write a post and the rest of the time searching for the girls. Now the searching part? That’s an art my friends. It takes a real eye to find girls that elicit such a response. There’s a virtual sluttishboard to choose from.
Yup, that seems about right for a 17 year old from the Bronx. “Dad, when I grow up I want to be a Bud Girl.” Right after my stint at Dress Barn is through. Her tits are excellent.
I can’t really comment on that guy, he’s my brother. HAHAHAHA. Man that would be so sad for me.
Hey ladies, do you know what a donkey punch is? Oh you’ve gotta try it. It’s amazing.
Jerk off worthy stomach shot. I need Celebskeet to photoshop this picture.
Funny, Corona is like the divider line in this picture. “Ok, ugly girls to the left and desirable girls to the right.” Perfect organization. It’s like a virtual map that shows you what your goal is (to the right) and what you settle for when you’re wasted (to the left).
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The girl’s name is Corona. Do you really expect her to not be a beer aficionado. Her parents knew what they were doing when they named her.
Beer makes chicks fat…NEVER date a chick that drinks beer on a regular basis…Unless you like fat chicks…
What’s up with the flipping the hair up in the front?…What is that shit?…It’s like There’s Something About Mary shit….
That is a buffet of NYC yumminess. I can’t wait for her to be legal.
She is legal in NY or I’d have not posted. God bless teenagers.
Frankly I got nothin’. Maybe she could babysit my kids on Saturday night.
Wait, nope, bad idea. She’ll probably drink all my beer.
Which one is your brother in that picture? The guy in the middle or the one on the far right?
there’s nothing i like better than a chick who will lick a 40.
here’s a weird trend in all the nyc girls photos… none of their rooms are clean.
my mom would have beat my ass if i was posting pictures of me making out with a 40 with my bed unmade. the world we live in.
haha I love the comment on that photo with the ugly chicks to the left and decent ones on the right that was pretty hilarious. Keep up the good work.
to the left, to the left! all the ugly bitches in the pic to the left!
Geegz’s and Toph’s comments - HI-larious. Seriously. This is the greatest blog. So funny.
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