Spicewho? THIS is the girl band that we should all be looking at. That’s right they’re called Girl’s Aloud. A. They can sing, B. They are hot and C. Cheryl Tweedy is their leadsinger who can sing and is ridiculously hot. By the way, here’s my original post on her. She’s added a ton of shit to her Myspace Page and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, she’s marriage material. Don’t know her from a spec on the wall but if she asked me to marry her I’d definitely say yes.

Just seeing the beginnings of that upper thigh tattoo really gets my blood boiling. She’s basically what I think Posh Spice is SUPPOSED to look like. Let’s get this straight. I’m a heterosexual but even I think David Beckham is dreamy and if there’s one thing I know, he shouldn’t be married to an alien.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she has perfect tits too.

This one was for shits and giggles. Do ya THINK that she’s a bit hotter than Mrs. Beckham here? Something tells me that Posh is really hairy. Why you say? Oh I don’t know because she pukes all the time thus making her weigh less than 80lbs, thus by process of evolution and the body’s natural response to climate changes which make her hairier so the body can shield against being too cold. Thanks Mr. Wizard. That guy was definitely a pedophile.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she has perfect legs too.

I quit. Seriously I quit making these fucking posts. It’s getting too frustrating. Someone else take over. I’ve already shit myself three times looking at this stuff.

Look at that face. This girl could eat a real pile of dogshit, spread it all over herself, run a marathon, not wear deodorant, and I’d still have sex with her at the drop of a teeny tiny little condom hat.

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