Aug 24 2007
Laura Leigh – Party Girl Extraordinaire, Great Until the Last Photo
You might recall Laura from my Mow My Lawn Bitch article on her. If you’ve forgotten, here is her Myspace Page. Laura, congratulations for being the final contestant on Nostalgia week. Laura has the perfect blend of cuteness, party girl, probably cool, sexy, and yet hangs out with complete scumbags so she’d only be a good lay because I’d fucking hate her for hanging out with such scum, and this wasn’t a good sentence grammatically but you get the idea. I remember someone telling me that she wasn’t all that good looking. This coming from guy whose girlfriend looks like a horse. That’s like owning a Pinto and saying a Ferrari isn’t that good a car. There are some things you just don’t listen to.
Yup, I could see why someone WOULDN’T think she’s hot. You know what’s sad? There’s actually a guy out there who got tired of having sex with this girl. Amazing.
Hey down there! Hi ass. Hello. If I were here I’d be staring at that too. Then I’d be sticking my fingers up there. Then I’d join the porn industry and do it on screen. Then I’d develop a coke habit, get boobs that are twice the size of the ones I currently have, then start up on heroin, and then finally kill myself. I love porn.
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Awesome. See Laura’s undergarments? I do. How about that skirt eh?
Second to the left is decent. The other two busted. HOWEVER, I think with enough alcohol I’d definitely pork pink hair girl. Look at those tatertots. Pretty sure I’d have to close my eyes or put a bag over her head though. Sorry miss.
Finally, a douchebag siting! I knew I couldn’t hold off for that long.
back from vacation, lot of catching up today. Wow, what a site to cum back to. She is great. She needs my thick 8 as bad as Lady Jane does.
Viking!!! I knew there was a reason my lady parts were all tingly today!
Is this another New Jersy girl? She’s smoking hot, but what is happening with these New Jersey girls and their douchbags? Their standards are remarkably low. I need your insight here.
I really wish I knew. Something in the water maybe? There has to be some defect in the gene pool. Some weird chromosome that points these girls to schmucks.
Lady Jane, if you only knew the damage I could really do sweet cheeks!
BTW Brock, are you going to any slut of the month/quarter/year?
Haven’t thought about that one. Aren’t they all sluts of the year?
GUY: “Watch out I need to put on my bronzer.”
GIRL: “Im sorry don’t hit me again Vinny!”
GUY: “Just don’t get between me and the mirror ever again.”
BL…its pretty clear what your type is, and its a good type…tan, brunette, classy/trashy (is that even possible?) but you know that with this candy comes the jack-offs.
They’re not marriage material but they sure feel good.