As we continue on with Nostalgia week here I’m reminded of one of the few blonds to have hit this site. She isn’t the normal blend of trash we usually find here. In fact she’s somewhat your generic hot, big breasted playboy type. Honestly, there’s really nothing wrong with that. Here is her Myspace Page and here is my original post on her. I may just have to refrain from commenting to much on this one. I’ll leave that to you guys.

Stomach. Masturbate. Jeans. Rip. Tight. Vagina.

Under. Yet Over. Boob.

I really want some oil flowing in from the top.

I might be able to stare at this picture for 24 hours.

Ditto. Look at the faucet.

Spicewho? THIS is the girl band that we should all be looking at. That’s right they’re called Girl’s Aloud. A. They can sing, B. They are hot and C. Cheryl Tweedy is their leadsinger who can sing and is ridiculously hot. By the way, here’s my original post on her. She’s added a ton of shit to her Myspace Page and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, she’s marriage material. Don’t know her from a spec on the wall but if she asked me to marry her I’d definitely say yes.

Just seeing the beginnings of that upper thigh tattoo really gets my blood boiling. She’s basically what I think Posh Spice is SUPPOSED to look like. Let’s get this straight. I’m a heterosexual but even I think David Beckham is dreamy and if there’s one thing I know, he shouldn’t be married to an alien.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she has perfect tits too.

This one was for shits and giggles. Do ya THINK that she’s a bit hotter than Mrs. Beckham here? Something tells me that Posh is really hairy. Why you say? Oh I don’t know because she pukes all the time thus making her weigh less than 80lbs, thus by process of evolution and the body’s natural response to climate changes which make her hairier so the body can shield against being too cold. Thanks Mr. Wizard. That guy was definitely a pedophile.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she has perfect legs too.

I quit. Seriously I quit making these fucking posts. It’s getting too frustrating. Someone else take over. I’ve already shit myself three times looking at this stuff.

Look at that face. This girl could eat a real pile of dogshit, spread it all over herself, run a marathon, not wear deodorant, and I’d still have sex with her at the drop of a teeny tiny little condom hat.

Her tag line reads: “the shit you hear about me might be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.” That’s the first thing that stood out on her Myspace Profile. Let’s see, what else stood out? She’s 17 but I spoke to my lawyer friend and I can post 17 year olds as long as they’re from NY. I plan on doing this as much as possible. Another thing that stood out? This girl is drinking beer! 17 years old and already drinking beer. Wow. What a society we live in. Next thing you know she’ll be french kissing people. Ooohh, that just makes me uncomfortable writing that.

This girl has a very “real” body. I’m not sure how to expand on that but you know what I mean? It’s just very natural looking with the exception of the ever so popular push up bra. That, however, is totally legal because it makes me have a boner. Posing by an armoire eh? Nothing better to do with your time? Seriously, how much time do these girls spend on this shit? My buddy asked me once, “how long do you spend doing this blog?” Takes me 5-10 min to write a post and the rest of the time searching for the girls. Now the searching part? That’s an art my friends. It takes a real eye to find girls that elicit such a response. There’s a virtual sluttishboard to choose from.

Yup, that seems about right for a 17 year old from the Bronx. “Dad, when I grow up I want to be a Bud Girl.” Right after my stint at Dress Barn is through. Her tits are excellent.

I can’t really comment on that guy, he’s my brother. HAHAHAHA. Man that would be so sad for me.

Hey ladies, do you know what a donkey punch is? Oh you’ve gotta try it. It’s amazing.

Jerk off worthy stomach shot. I need Celebskeet to photoshop this picture.

Funny, Corona is like the divider line in this picture. “Ok, ugly girls to the left and desirable girls to the right.” Perfect organization. It’s like a virtual map that shows you what your goal is (to the right) and what you settle for when you’re wasted (to the left).

I think that she’s a complete 50/50. You’re either in her camp or you are not. There’s just something about her look. She’s got this snotty, life revolves around the club scene, Vegas, VIP, Kim Kardashian thing going on (as evidenced by her Myspace Profile). And honestly that stuff either turns you on or it doesn’t. Me? Turns me right the fuck on. Does it turn me on in a long term, I want to spend the rest of my life catering to your every need and having our children scream in my face all the time because I didn’t buy them a prada purse kind of way? No. But it does turn me on in a “look at who I just fucked!” kind of way. Here’s to Masheed, the “I just had sex with her when no one else could” type of girl.

I mean at this point in my life the cleavage line alone warrants a passing grade here. She’s the EXACT type of girl I’d jerk off to if I were in one of those “I just want to see a girl I can jerk off to” kind of moods. You know, those times when you are almost tired of the same hot girls over and over and you want to see something different, maybe a different race, or body type, just anything that gets you out of the routine.

Did I mention that implants are the best invention of all time. In case I haven’t, here’s the one millionth time that I’m reminding everyone. TITS: Nature’s equalizer.

Pretty much a repeat of our first picture but still, always worth another cleavage line. Fucking Jeckyl and Hyde here. I just looked at her and didn’t think she was attractive. Two seconds later I wanted to put my hwang between her breasts. Hwang. “I had that real special feeling about her, you know the kind where you’d do anything to bone her.”

This picture reminds me of the time we used to slingshot water balloons into the girls quad in college. Her friend really needs to get the fuck out of the picture. I have zero interest in wingwomen. She’d only get in the way. What a whore.

Now the girl on the right? I will try and sum her up in a few words. Dumb. Low Tits. So So Headgiver. Flumpy Ass. Needy in the morning. HOWEVER, a threesome with these two would be pretty decent and having an “accidental” facial would be the tits.

Here we are. A nice, fun, 20 yr old college girl with a very smart tag line. This is what I’m talking about. It doesn’t seem that she hangs out with all the Vinny’s and Tony’s of the world. Rather, from her Myspace Profile it would appear she hangs out with a lot of Changs and Wangs. Fine, I’d rather my daughter do that than participate in a group beatdown on a poor defenseless soul.

She’d be the one on the left folks, although I’d grease the blond as well. Louisville, Colorado - wherever the hell that is. Can you imagine what that night must have been like? Let me get myself down nostalgia lane for a moment. Cowboy Christmas in the ole frat house. Let’s get all the Kappa’s completely trashed in their slutty little cowboy uniforms and have them embarrass themselves on stage telling us why they want to be our little sisters. After that we get to violate them while their boots are still on. Man I miss college.

I wonder what THIS night was like. All I can say is that I’m hoping that Louis, Poindexter and Wormser come running down the hall any minute with cameras screaming “Panty Raid!” That or one of these girls gets fucked in the ass.

I wish

Do you ever have those days where you reminisce about College? Can you tell that I’m having one of those days right now? I mean are you serious? Here let’s see. Things you don’t have to worry about while in college: Money, Being on Time For Anything, Going to Class, Getting Girls, How Much you Drink (you’ll always rally the next day), Life in General? Things you don’t have to worry about in real life: taking a shit in front of your girlfriend because you’ve been with her long enough. I hate my life.

Aaarghh Matey! A wee bit of Morgan far ya! With a few more shots I’ll be banging an unsuspecting, unconscious hotty! Aaaargh!

Insert Comment and Proceed to Masturbate.