I needed a break from the Jersey, NY trash stuff. I just wanted to post a woman who, in my estimation, defines the word “trooper” in the porn industry. Obviously her Myspace Page doesn’t nearly do justice to the amount of pictures that display her abilities, but let’s just use these pictures as a nice primer for things you can expect out of her.

You can only imagine what happens after the schoolgirl uniform thing. You see, it’s not that Jenna is so much hotter than all the rest of the pornstars out there, she’s not. BUT, I don’t look for hotness (I mean obviously a little) in a pornstar. I look for things that they are willing to do, limits (and holes) they are willing to stretch. Jenna? She takes it to the limit and goes above and beyond. Take Chasey Lain for example. She was smoking but she just laid there and it sucked. Ashlyn Gere on the other hand? Woman was in a different dimension half the time.

Cocaine, meth, crack, weed, shrooms, acid, you name it, she’s probably on it.

I just hope that it was 5 black dudes that put her in the corner of that room. Looks like another episode of “Gangland.” One wrong turn and you’ll end up in……………….GANGLAND.

Um. Yeah. Hi.

I think this picture says it all don’t you?

Whoops, my bad, I think this one does.

The nickname alone already signals some sort of tri state trash doesn’t it? It doesn’t say where she’s from but I’ll bet a million to one it’s either NY or NJ. The first thing I noticed about Geebaby is that she is a big girl. Not fat or anything like that but she towers over all of her friends. I don’t know why but whenever I see a girl like that I just think the term “long vagina.” Is that wrong? I feel like it’d be at least 4 inches vertically. Tightness? Perhaps. In any event here’s to all the long vaginas out there.

Umbilical cord belly button thingy. Giving the camera the finger. Wrist bands. Shiny, dangly earrings and a push up bra. What does this tell me? She’s the exact type of girl I’d like to bring home to my mother.

She looks pretty hot there I must say. Excellent tan. That fucking lip thing again though. I really don’t understand that. Good fucking pose though. There should be at least one guy to both her left and right in this picture. Both ready to tear her to pieces. I wonder if I paid a girl like this, if she’d do a gangbang scene for me. I suppose I could just follow her around Cancun on Spring Break and a fraternity would provide it for me for free.

She’s HUGE! I told ya. What fine group of young ladies we’ve got here. Our star on the left with the long vagina. My personal favorite is the second to the left because she actually looks like she’d have a smaller vagina thus making my penis seem a LOT bigger….which is nice. As for the other two…..idiots.

You didn’t think I’d go a whole profile without showing some complete and utter toolbaggishness here did you? Especially from our tough guy areas of the nation. The guy in the middle looks like a female. As for the other fairies in this picture, I’d actually put odds on being able to take 3 of them at once in a fight. Sure as a group of 5 I’m sure they talk more shit than is possibly imaginable, but at the first sign of toughness they’ll wilt. It’s like in “Revenge of the Nerds” when the black tri lambs come to fuck shit up for the Betas. Love it.

I assume that’s not water in that bottle. If it is, great you can drink water well. Congratulations. If it’s not Geebaby should show this picture to pop, I’m sure he’ll love it. That and all the Anthony’s and Marco’s and Sal’s she hangs out with.

If I have a kid and he ends up like this, I swear to God I’ll put him on a plane and send him to Idaho for about 2 years and pray he turns into a dork.

This Profile could be one of the ultimate cases I’ve seen of complete loser trash, no goal setting, no regard for being a real human being, no real anything type of people. I really had to just look at each picture for a few seconds to let it all sink in. Is this what Cancun Spring Breaks are like? I feel like these people will be doing this stuff well into their fifties only the guys will all be really fat and the girls will be fat and beaten up. Just a sad state of affairs, but have fun doing E and raving now kids!

So here she is right? Wrong. Let’s expand on this picture shall we? How could I leave out the cool guy to the left.

There he is! Yo yo! I’m gonna go ahead and call this guy Lyle. Why Lyle? Because this guy would absolutely HATE that name and he’d have no clue as to why I’d call him Lyle. 20 bucks says that one beer gets this guy hammered and another 20 bucks says he has crabs. 100 bucks says he got his crabs from his pet Bulldog. What a fucking loser.

I admit, Mr Studfarm here on the left is pretty cut and is doing his thing. Do I think he’s a tool? Yes. But still he’s way better off than faggotboy here to our right. Who is this ass stain? The funny thing is that he’s making a muscle while a jacked guy is standing right there. I wish he’d just get thrown off the balcony.

Insert your own comments here. Seriously. I don’t even think I’ve mentioned anything about HER. Yeah she’s fuckable, yay.

Did I say she’s fuckable? Yes. Did I mention that she dresses well? Certainly not, nor will I ever. I think I also failed to mention that every time I see this picture I’m pretty sure that just the actual picture will give me a sexually transmitted disease.

What do you think people in the old country actually think of these people? Do you think they’re representing Italy in the finest manner possible? No, they’re just representin’ Brooklyn in the house! Shut the fuck up, get a job and show your tits.

Im 22, Yes,im a full time glamour and commercial model from Greater London , UK.People have been contacting me through here for work which is kinda odd so id like to say I dont accept tfp/test/unpaid …. Right thats that boring shit out the way…oh yer dont contact me for porn/adult dont waste both our times as you wont receive a polite response

That last sentence really pisses me off. Don’t contact her for porn or adult and yet she has practically nude photos all over her myspace profile. In fact they are nude, she just edits them. Look Sam (that made me think of “Who’s the Boss”), either get with the program and adhere to my being able to make fun of you and turn you into trash or just be a puppy dog, kitty kat, flower loving innocent one. Ah but doesn’t that make it even more alluring to see her with her top off?

I’m curious as to what her ethnicity is. Bangable, that one comes to mind.

You can still see a little nipple which is pretty much all I care about. Excellent photoshopping Sam. Though I’d rather the hearts be flags from Britain.

Excellent groom job. I think those tits are real too. We’ve got us a winner here. What the fuck are those belly things though? They’re not rings. They just look like fancy umbilical cords.

That one was for you King Steve. Classic Underboob shot.

I think she looks like Ali Larter in this picture. I also think that I’d like to rest my penis on top of her head in this picture.

There’s always a method to my madness and today, given that the last two days have included two girls that really upset some people in terms of how hot they were, I’ve decided to come back to earth and post a girl who is not all too good looking but I’d fuck her silly.

Look At Me… I’m SaNdRa D!! =)

“Haha, I think its SOOO funny how obsessed some people r with my life… I guess I cnt blame them though. Get a life and stay out of mine BITCHES!!!”Female 20 years old Weschester, New York United StatesLast Login: 8/1/2007

This girl knows exactly what she’s doing. I’d say in 99.9% of her pictures she is, in some way, accentuating the fake, perfectly shaped hoohas on her chest. I see absolutely zero flaws with this girl’s body. She kind of reminds me of the porn star Sydnee Steele who had kind of busted face but to me, the perfect body: great tits, perfect muscle tone and skin tone. Whatever though, this girl is definitely trashy and hangs out with the general cockbag constituent. Her profile is really a testament to how important things in life just don’t matter. All that matters is looking good, going to clubs, and hopefully taking it in the butt.

Picture number 2 of 8,000 that show her pushing her tits together for the Myspace Community to gawk at. She’s the kind of girl that would be a total snot to a handsome guy if he weren’t cool enough, yet a total doll to a really ugly celebrity just so she could get into a club and sit in the VIP section. Am I on point? Fuck yeah, I’m on fire today.

Told you about the body. It’s pretty sick.

Hotchickswithdouchebags ain’t got nothing on me. Wow, what a prime piece of fuckface this guy is.

That’s always a solid pose. Tongue would be much nicer but whatever, it’s cool. Sandra, scank off and join Vivid pictures. If you follow Sydnee Steele’s instructions you’ll be taking facials and multiple penises in no time.