Perhaps in the one day since I’ve posted I’m all burnt out. Perhaps jerking off 8 times in less than 8 hours wasn’t such a good idea. Now? I feel like my strength is gone and posting about dirty trashiness could be on hold for a while. Which brings us to Bianca’s Profile. Could I puke any more? She’s an artist. Yuck. It looks like she’s like, you know, cultured and stuff. Smart? Probably. She’s actually a good person. Makes me want to vomit. Then again, she’s smart enough to take some sexed up photos hence why making it up here.

Does this look like a smart, cultured woman to you people? “Be in the world, not of it?” This is the stuff she puts on her page? I mean it’d be nice if I could see an inkling of a landing strip, a sample of roast beef, a fucking bottle of K-Y for Christ’s sake! I’d feel better about myself and might actually muster up the strength to shoot blanks again.

Ok, the legs crossed in the first one was seductive but shouldn’t they be inviting us all in right now?

I gotta say this picture is kind of hot. That side look thing is money. It’s definitely a look that would fuck me up a little. My head wouldn’t be clear. Kind of like when you’re watching TV and listening to music at the same time. It’s just impossible to focus. She would have me hypnotized.

Bianca: What the fuck are you looking at?

Me: Can I please go down on you now?

Bianca: You’re a loser and I hate you

Me: I love you so much you have no idea.

Sucking her thumb. Yay, she may be able to give a hummer just yet!

Picture was chosen for one reason and one reason only. Guy in the back left, red shirt, chest hair. I really don’t have much else to say about that.

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In life there aren’t many opportunities to do special things. And in my experience when something rare comes along, you jump on it. Well, how often do you come across hot women over 40? Ok, ALL the time on MILF sites and such, but how many are really over 40 and how many do you find in a Myspace Profile? Aside from Patty Z, Bridget is older, more experienced, and clearly open to new things. I’m a huge older woman fan. It’s just such a shame that I can’t post more. P.S. I’d still fuck Sophia Lauren. Yes, and she’s like 100 now.

Not only is the hair a little skunked, which as we all know means sexually insane, but there’s a third skunkage color. Dare I say pink to represent inner pinkness? You know, like, as in vagina? I was just making sure you were all following along and helping the retards out. Oh yeah! Pink Vagina! Hahahahaha! Man this guy is creative!

I’m actually kind of speechless as to my response on this particular picture. It’s like on the one hand she has the facial expression of taking a dump. On the other she has a “I’ve been fucked a few times today and can’t wait for the next dick” type of look. Bridget, if you’re out there, you know this post is getting you positive love baby.

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I’m surprised I didn’t introduce the twins earlier. Hi guys.

I mean sure the girl on the right is younger, maybe a little firmer. Sorry though, I’ll take experience any day of the week. That and you know Bridget has all kinds of lubes and stuff. She’d never be afraid to say “just fucking cum on my face already, you know you want to.” Asian girl on the right might be vewy vewy quiet.

Seth Green. Gotta love this guy. Not good looking, somehow gets into Hollywood with a brilliant performance as the little brother in “Can’t Buy Me Love,” and now gets to fuck girls way hotter than I’ll ever get.

That’s what I hope and pray for every day of my life.

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It’s been a while since I posted some good old, hearty Jersey, Brooklyn, Staten Islandy girls. Now Melissa here is from Dumont, NJ. Never heard of it and from what I can gather she doesn’t seem to fit that douchy mold I usually post. That is, until you see the last picture. However, while we eventually get to that picture you will find on her Myspace Profile that she’s gotta a Jamie Lynn Spearsish type look and I’m quite fond of her. Probably almost too nice to be dirty but I’d take her on a date sometime. I might even use the word “penis” instead of “cock.” Or I’d say “bottom” instead of “ass.” You know, stuff like that because I’m a gentlemen. Then I’d just go home and jerk off to 10 guys cumming on a girl’s face that reminded me of her.

I just found something out that I overlooked. In her profile it states that she’s Spanish. Well, forget about what I said about the innocent stuff. She knows how to dance. That means she knows how to move. That means she knows how to clean up my fucking mess when I leave my crap out.

That pool fucking sucks. Jesus have the courtesy to clean it before taking a picture.

Jamie Lynn baby. Jamie Lynn. Is she 17 now? Man how time flies. I can’t believe that I’m going to be writing about wanting to fuck her in a year. I mean I can’t believe I want to fuck her in a year. I mean, I can’t believe I wanted to fuck her a year ago. What?

Yes it’s the same girl and stop fucking trying to figure it out. She just has a raunchy look. Trying way too hard to be a bad ass. Classic characteristic of a Spanish Dancer whose boyfriend wears bright clothing.

Is there any way to have sex with her with the shorts on? Maybe just cut a hole in them or something. That would be ideal. They’re so cottony and fluffy.

Ay oh! Oh ay! It’s Vinny! Yes, his real name is Vinny. I don’t think I could have scripted this ending any better if I tried.

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I had to bring her back up. I just had to. I was messing around looking at some old posts and realized that this woman is two post worthy. She will never reach Jessica Burciaga status but she’ll always have a special place in my heart. I have a few questions that I didn’t explore previously though. How in the world does this girl do anything other than party for a living? I mean is it even possible for her to try and get people to take her seriously? How long would it take to be in pain if her tits were just resting on your face? You can check out her profile and conjure up some of your own questions but I’ll get to it.

Wendy: It’s so annoying, everyone only looks at my chest. I want to be taken seriously.

Guy: Huh?

Wendy: You’re so like all the others

Guy: What?

Wendy: Whatever

Guy: 20 bucks if you rub them in my face

Wendy: Fine

Some people have criticized me for liking her face and I fucking do man. I really like her red hair, blue eyes, pale complexion. Wait, what?

I love her facial expression there. What is that called exactly? I think it’s kind of “I’m in my own zone right now and might just get off if you leave me alone for a little bit.” It’s a very popular stripper expression and dare I say jerk off worthy? It’s either that or she’s just trying to shut her eyes because 60 grown men are jerking off in front of her and she knows that another 60 will be in the next show and the show after that and after that. It never ends Wendy. Never. Even when they’re hanging down to your toes in 20 years. Never.

I don’t even think they look like tits there. Seriously, they almost look unhealthy or something. They’re definitely real though.

Eh. Nothing to report on this one.

Ring around the rosy! Gangbang full of posy! Ashes, Ashes we all anal pound!

Also on a final note I have been featured in Sugasm #97, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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