Sep 07 2007
Little Miss Sexy – Coutre Cunt? No Clue What that Means, Don’t Care
Yes, her Myspace Profile contains the phrase Coutre Cunt. Anyone figures out what that means gets a gold star. Eh, she’s 21, from California. Clearly she’s trying to be a model but another clearly is that she seems to try way too hard at the club scene, being cool, getting oiled up and making mean girl faces. Some girls I respect in a “you party your ass off and I love you” kind of way. Her? She’s of the “you party your ass off to be cool, get status, and I’d rather just watch you get a facial” variety. Plus her boyfriend has a tattoo that covers his entire leg. What a douche. I did not post that picture as she is not in it and I am not gay.
Still though, those little white stockings, her planting herself against what appears to be the brick wall at the back of a high school, and that innocent latina face gets my vote for a warranted post.
I happen to like her friend better. She might not be as good looking but in all the pictures I’ve seen, her friend seems to be the more legit partier and the less snobby. Not to mention (though not pictured here) her friend has incredibly nice cans. Check out the dude in the red shirt in the background. Guy is sitting there like “whatever man, these two hoes are middle tier. I’m just gonna keep spinning the decks here while one of them blows me, and I won’t even like it because the E is wearing off.”
I just dig the girl on the right. I could be wrong but I think that any female who is better than average looking and has a tattoo like that on her arm has definitely engaged in some badass sexual situations. Girl in the middle? Her name is easily Bertha and she gets the left over douchebag scraps that these girls pick up.
Told you her friend had nice guns.
She wishes her tits were this big. I’m truly amazed at how deceiving breasts can be. I mean this girl has small breasts, there’s no question about it. How a bra can make them look like anything above a B is astounding to me. What a rip off that must be when you’re the guy that takes her home and gets totally bamboozled.
I told you her friend has nice tits 
I shaved my beaver today.
you had me at the first pic. Glad this post wasn’t ruined with a shot of her in the can with 10 black dudes.
P.S. Lady Jane, i don’t beleive you and will have to head over there to verify your claim.
Did you say her friend has nice tits?
I thought so.
Thought so Dr.? That’s nice. Make a better comment next time.
I put the screaming in Viking’s name.
So wait…girls make the pouty-lip face too? Well remind me to back-hand them as well.
Nice pick!
-Cap’n Stabbin’
there’s something about this girl that i hate, and i can’t figure out what it is. it’s not even the pouty face… or the santa outfit picture where she’s photoshopped onto some snowy locale… and it’s not even the fact that her legs look gross in the first picture. but there’s something that i hate.
I know this girls friend.. Her sister is marrying a good friend of mine.
Nice. Can you get her to send some naked pictures?
I’ll see what I can do. Honestly, I check this site often, I love it.. and just a few days ago i was thinking, “hmm.. this she should be on the site..”
I think Coutre is secretly into her friend. I’m calling lezby action on those two. And I love the phrase “left over douchebag scraps.”
coutre is like designer clothes
and i also love the phrase “left over douchebag scraps”