Well, her Myspace Page starts off like this: “I am a model. I don’t know what else to say. I just got out of a bad relationship and i am looking for friends, not lovers. I like sex & whipped cream. Look me up on myyearbook.com… Wellllll hit me up sometime if you wanna talk.. aim- uburstmybubble36 I am looking for a master or Daddy. I want to be looked after & punished. No freaks, jerks, creeps, or mean people. I am looking for something online. I WILL NOT MEET YOU! Just to be clear. Email me & i will consider you.” Needless to say I tried to instant message her. An even bigger surprise was that I didn’t get a response when my initial message read “would you be interested in appearing in the film Baker’s Dozen 13?” In any case, I don’t know what to make of her. I just don’t buy into anything except her oversized teets.

I think her face is the only negative about her, but she’s still cute enough to be one of those tan girls on a beach in the summer. You know the kind that you realize how amazing their body is and you have absolutely no qualms about trying to hit it because you haven’t come close to vagina for 8 weeks. But her? I don’t think she’d be that easy to get, unless you had whipped cream and a chain. Yep, she’s definitely telling the truth.

I’ve never complained about big T’s before and I doubt I’ll use this post to start.

I’m trying really hard to say something cool here. “Cheese!”

Man it’d be nice if my face were buried in that right now. That’s a very summery pic right there. All tan colors, wicker chair. Damn she’s got some guns on her.

I know there’s the classic underboob pictures. Are these considered underbutt pictures? Whatever they are, they are nice. Always reminds me of a waitress at a classic drive in restaurant. I’d love to put her on some skates and deliver me some vagina cakes.

Yup, and I love you too sweetheart.

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