Sep 12 2007
Miss Shanel Brittini AKA Presley Maddox
Email to me this morning: “Ok i was having a really bad week and ur site is just what i needed. i never read bulletins and just so happened to today and saw that ms pirate hooker had posted about ur site and what u had to say about her. so i thought id take a look and ended up reading ur view on pretty much everyone haha holy shit good stuff. it was nice to get a good laugh. anyways i have to at least ask if u will rate my myspace on that note. if not thats cool but check it out and tell me what u think lol www.myspace.com/shanel51186
And how did I know this email came from a pornstar? Presleymaddox@gmail.com . I happened to respond to her email with, “I gotta think about it, what’ll you do for me in return?” Well, I’ll be honest with you all, she has said she’d give me a blowjob. I’m taking you up on that Presley. She’s unfortunately leaving porn. However, without further adieu, I present Presley “Sperm Cocktail, normal looking but does dirty things” Maddox.
P.S. - She is a perfect example of how just any girl on the street who is slightly better than average, is put in slutty gear, loads of makeup and in a room with 6 penises, can really wet my whistle and make my slinger want to sling. Presley, you are 100% fuckable.
Now, this is one of your classic douchebag pictures right? Well, yes, of course it is. But do you know who the chick to the right is? Yeah, that’s Eva Angelina. If you don’t know who she is then you simply don’t jerk off…..at all. By the way, if you guys want to see Presley perform this will keep you busy for a while.
I hope you guys know why I put this picture up. One reason. She DOESN’T look that good there. She looks like your normal, typical party girl who gets drunk on the beach and you have really awkward sex with. The one where you tell your buddies the next day just so you could say you had a story to tell. Now only if you knew she was like THIS…..
You see, then you’d REALLY have a story.
You see how I did that? We went from Jersey Trash to…..”man what I’d do to her” in about 5 seconds. Presley you owe me at least an opportunity for a facial. I’d take a reverse cowgirl anal though. Thanks darlin.
Presley’s undies and sox. Priceless. I had to thumbnail this so you could see the whole thing otherwise Presley is split in half. And whoever that is to the left, I’d take a blowjob if she wanted to give me one. But only if she wanted to. Otherwise what kind of man would I be? The kind that shoves black gags in girls mouths? Well….
Presley, seriously. If you don’t fuck me after this write up I’m deleting it and I’m telling everyone what a whore you are. Damnet! Ok, I’m telling everyone your private phone number once you give it to me.
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Eva Angelina…thanks for the reminder. Back to the hard drive for 3 minutes and aa pack o’ tissue…
Hey Brock, make sure you wrap it up in a box of domes at once. After this, she has to do anal to mouth for you.
P.S. if you need a stunt cock while ramming her, give me a buzz.
Woah. There’s a lot going on here. First of all, what’s going on in that picture with the giant gobstopper in her mouth? Second, I think I’ve seen that douchebag before. Possibly on your site.
“….and the ever popular Ass to Mouth.”
Sure wish I coulda been a pornstar. But then, I’d be so fucking amazing, no man would ever be able to go to work, instead watching my movies over and over again, then life would cease to exist as we know it… so basically it’s a good thing I guess.
Lady Jane, so why don’t you have a myspace page yet?
Because if I had to take a guess, Lady Jane is a dude.
Honestly, if that is a dude, how disturbing is it to pretend you are a slut on the internet and talk about getting done by guys? Closet homo. *cough**cough**
You fuckwads, I have a pussy.
And. it. is. fabulous.
Dude. GREAT work. You’ve outdone yourself. Trust me, if my parents didn’t read The Putdown, theyr’d be a hell of alot more filth.
haha the douchebag is off Real World and he’s a WWE wrestler aka “THE MIZ” c’mon now. Yep, and he’s also a douchebag!
That fucking dude is the Miz
thanks for all the input guys lol its really quite funny
I really want to have sex with Presley. I feel like I’m close too.
i want to fuck presley so bad. presley please fuck me.
I went to high school with her in Ohio. We graduated same year.
It’s wierd to see her naked.