Sep 13 2007
Samantha Baby – She’s a Youngin With a Slammin Body and Attitude
You see, I think she put this up just to be cute in her profile: “i look WAY TOO GOOD to be fucking you 
” However, it doesn’t change the fact that she did in fact write this so that gives me the right to say whatever I wish. Where do I start? She kind of reminds me of what I’d like Rachel Leigh Cook to look like. A little taller, tighter body and firmer breasts. Of course our girl Samantha here is only 17 (from NY so I can post this) so I’d imagine once she gets through college, 4 years of jizz, ramen, pizza, and late night nude slumber parties will have her gain a few lbs. God I hope I don’t have to watch her on Biggest Loser someday. Actually I kind of do.
Could that remind you of Spring Break any more? Is it even possible? Just thinking about that picture makes me realize how exciting tits are. Forgive me Sam, but all I’d be doing is thinking about slabbering all over those bags. And to be honest, I’m not even sure how much I’d care about doing it but telling the story would be a glorious event.
I think I like the girl on the right a little better but whatever. I’d take either in a heartbeat. But seriously folks? What are these girls trying to accomplish here? Because if it’s “take me to bed because I’ll suck you silly and I don’t care if you use a condom” then I’m sure they’ll have been successful.
Her caption here had something to do with her being drunk. All I care about is what the girl on the bottom right is doing.
Samantha: “I’m having so much fun tonight!” Guy: “Can I just take this girl home and fuck her already?”
Please insert your own comments here. All I can think is “biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen.”
And a good night to you too Sam. Guy taking that picture must be like “drink the fuck up bitch!”
17? what. the. fuck.
it just goes back to what I have always said (or at least in the last 5 years). Bitches DID NOT look like this when I was a teenager. Brock, you know I love this site, but at the same time, it pisses me right the fuck off. Kind of like The Yankees.
Andy, I hear you brother. True story. I saw a girl once at a horse stable. I was with my brother in law. She was blond, HUGE cans, very hot. P.S. I was there to watch my niece. In any event neither of us could take our eyes off of her. We estimated she was 16-18. Are you ready for this? She was 12. Yes TWELVE. I just laughed. I could not believe it. Inconceivable. Fucking twelve man.
LMAO. dude…I woulda done the same…I’m sure. That’s why I’m planning on being castrated and having my pupils removed.
Hahaha…Your story is better than this chick….I don’t even like to walk around and look at chicks anymore…..Ok I lied I do but I sorta feel dirty….Ok I lied again, I don’t feel dirty at all…Is that wrong?
I see the second to last picture and just think Zoolander.
“Are you serious? It’s the SAME face each time. I feel like I’m taking CRAZY pills”