Sep 24 2007
Wendy AKA Combattente – Resurrected From the Archives
I had to bring her back up. I just had to. I was messing around looking at some old posts and realized that this woman is two post worthy. She will never reach Jessica Burciaga status but she’ll always have a special place in my heart. I have a few questions that I didn’t explore previously though. How in the world does this girl do anything other than party for a living? I mean is it even possible for her to try and get people to take her seriously? How long would it take to be in pain if her tits were just resting on your face? You can check out her profile and conjure up some of your own questions but I’ll get to it.
Wendy: It’s so annoying, everyone only looks at my chest. I want to be taken seriously.
Guy: Huh?
Wendy: You’re so like all the others
Guy: What?
Wendy: Whatever
Guy: 20 bucks if you rub them in my face
Wendy: Fine
Some people have criticized me for liking her face and I fucking do man. I really like her red hair, blue eyes, pale complexion. Wait, what?
I love her facial expression there. What is that called exactly? I think it’s kind of “I’m in my own zone right now and might just get off if you leave me alone for a little bit.” It’s a very popular stripper expression and dare I say jerk off worthy? It’s either that or she’s just trying to shut her eyes because 60 grown men are jerking off in front of her and she knows that another 60 will be in the next show and the show after that and after that. It never ends Wendy. Never. Even when they’re hanging down to your toes in 20 years. Never.
I don’t even think they look like tits there. Seriously, they almost look unhealthy or something. They’re definitely real though.
Eh. Nothing to report on this one.
Ring around the rosy! Gangbang full of posy! Ashes, Ashes we all anal pound!
Also on a final note I have been featured in Sugasm #97, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Oh. My. God.
How did I miss this one the first time around??? Clearly I haven’t been digging deeply enough into the archives.
Resurrected is right. Shit, this chick could raise Lazurus.
(2nd to last pic…wouldnt that look good on your arm at the company Christmas party?)
I seriously don’t think I could every be comfortable in public with her arm around me. She’s strictly a party favor.
OK, I’m not done here yet on this one. I’m going to be serious for just a second (and then never again.) Now anyone who knows me (or even reads The Putdown) knows that boobs are my kryptonite. To know that this girls actually walks the face of the earth and I will never land her is disheartening. I mean, when I think “Andy’s Perfect Girl”, she about covers it.
BUT…subtract the boobs.
At that point she is an average hottish/typical club girl that I’d give half a glance to. So me, like basically every dude shes ever run into since she was 14 only thinks so highly of Miss Wendy here bc of the obvious.
Still doesnt make it any easier.
Simplest cure? _____ off so many times that I never want to see her face again.
You really think they’re real? I don’t see it.
J, you seem new here. Just know that a lot of sarcasm takes place on this site.
WHY are her boobs MUSHED..SO..HARD?!
Those boobs are just a little too small for me.
Penelope…
bc guys like that. I don’t know why, but we do. Like her wearing a 34B bra. Perfect fit!
Wait, I know! She got the ginormous boob job but she didn’t have any money left over to get new clothes. So all of her bras and tops are PRE BOOB JOB. Therefore, the new boobs are being choked and mushed to the point of popping and spraying all of us with silicone. It makes so much sense.
damn!! she looks amazing!!!! perfection
oh …. my …. god. i’ll be in my bunk.
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