It’s been a while since I posted some good old, hearty Jersey, Brooklyn, Staten Islandy girls. Now Melissa here is from Dumont, NJ. Never heard of it and from what I can gather she doesn’t seem to fit that douchy mold I usually post. That is, until you see the last picture. However, while we eventually get to that picture you will find on her Myspace Profile that she’s gotta a Jamie Lynn Spearsish type look and I’m quite fond of her. Probably almost too nice to be dirty but I’d take her on a date sometime. I might even use the word “penis” instead of “cock.” Or I’d say “bottom” instead of “ass.” You know, stuff like that because I’m a gentlemen. Then I’d just go home and jerk off to 10 guys cumming on a girl’s face that reminded me of her.

I just found something out that I overlooked. In her profile it states that she’s Spanish. Well, forget about what I said about the innocent stuff. She knows how to dance. That means she knows how to move. That means she knows how to clean up my fucking mess when I leave my crap out.

That pool fucking sucks. Jesus have the courtesy to clean it before taking a picture.

Jamie Lynn baby. Jamie Lynn. Is she 17 now? Man how time flies. I can’t believe that I’m going to be writing about wanting to fuck her in a year. I mean I can’t believe I want to fuck her in a year. I mean, I can’t believe I wanted to fuck her a year ago. What?

Yes it’s the same girl and stop fucking trying to figure it out. She just has a raunchy look. Trying way too hard to be a bad ass. Classic characteristic of a Spanish Dancer whose boyfriend wears bright clothing.

Is there any way to have sex with her with the shorts on? Maybe just cut a hole in them or something. That would be ideal. They’re so cottony and fluffy.

Ay oh! Oh ay! It’s Vinny! Yes, his real name is Vinny. I don’t think I could have scripted this ending any better if I tried.

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