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Oct 02 2007

Leroxx – What an Absolute Kitten, She does not look 28

Published by Brock Landers at 5:55 am under Anomalous

In fact I’m convinced she isn’t anywhere close to being 28. And if by some chance I’m forced to take her off of this site because she’s actually underage? Fine by me but it’ll be fun while the fun lasts. God I love this look. In her myspace profile you can tell she’s a little on the waifish side (a boob job would probably do the trick) but she’s got that kind of “I want to go down on her type of look.” In case you guys didn’t know there are 3 types of girls in this world. 1. Those you’d never go down on,. 2. Those you’d consider and probably would go down on and 3. Those you WANT to go down on. As a male this is really your foundation for relationships and should be your guide for the rest of your lives. In any event, our lady of today most certainly falls in the “want to” category.

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Another one of our homemade, “I really had nothing better to do today so I spent 15 hours shopping for whorish clothes so I could post on my myspace page today” pictures. Thanks Leroxx! Sounds too much like Chlorox. Find a better name unless Leroxx symbolizes how clean your vagina is.

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Jesus I want to bury my face in there. I could jerk off to the thought of her opening them up just a tad.

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“Dad, can you come in here and help me?” Don’t any of these girls have anything better to do? I mean at least I spend countless hours finding you people and making lude comments all day. But come on.

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28? Dude my left ball is 28. She might be 15 in which case I’m getting the chair but not before that chair has plenty of stains on it.

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Man oh man. Fucking son of a bitches wife. My penis just smiled at me and said “son? you’ll never be a man.” I don’t know what the means exactly, but it seems about right.



9 responses so far

9 Responses to “Leroxx – What an Absolute Kitten, She does not look 28”

  1. Tiki Barberon 02 Oct 2007 at 7:13 am

    What is she holding in the last picture? Is that a gun? Chicks with guns are hot.

    There is no way this girl is above 18 years old.

  2. Simonon 02 Oct 2007 at 10:52 am

    Man, thank you, thank you for posting that second picture. I’m in your debt forever and ever.

    Looking at her profile I found this one, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=246993938 how about doing her? I just want you to do a piece on her so you can post that pic she has on her profile, I can’t see her pics cause it’s private. Dammit.

  3. Andyon 02 Oct 2007 at 5:44 pm

    Yow. K…im 32. I know what girls around my age look like. (+/- 4 years)
    Not like this. Underage? Pfft. Eye candy’s all good here.

  4. Canuckleheadon 02 Oct 2007 at 7:31 pm

    A kitten? Indeed. I too agree she is not 28, yet cannot help but agree she is also very hot.
    As a dirty old man myself (35) – I cannot help but think that 28 year olds have more going on in their lives but to take pictures of themselves in whore uniforms. If nothing else, I guess we will have each other to talk to after the police sweep that will certainly follow. That being said, this is my first time here but you can bet I’ll be back. Cheers!

  5. Screaming Vikingon 02 Oct 2007 at 7:38 pm

    With that nose, she has to be jewish, which means she won’t be good in bed.

  6. brocklanderson 02 Oct 2007 at 8:39 pm

    Yes but she’ll give you head until you are married….and then it stops.

  7. Geegzon 02 Oct 2007 at 10:29 pm

    man that chick is soooo long. you could have a 14-incher and i bet she’d complain to her girlfriends about it being a little dick not knowing she just has the world’s longest vagina.

  8. ABon 02 Oct 2007 at 11:04 pm

    She totally doesn’t look 28. She’s for sure legal, but what a random age to pick for her myspace. Why not 23 or 25 even? Bizarre.

  9. tophon 03 Oct 2007 at 11:43 am

    i hope she killed the alligator that she fought with. by the looks of the shirt… she wins.
    28 year old – 1
    alligator – 0

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