I think we’re all familiar with that phrase right gentlemen (and ladies)? Cara has got herself one fine crew if I do say so. Wouldn’t mind following them around for a few weeks. You see, it’s not that I’m so opposed to gayness that is shows like “The Hills.” It’s that they don’t show the more important stuff, like them going down on guys and each other behind the scenes. All these MTV, sorority, geek, hot girls with giant boobs who do nothing but show giant boobs shows really need to shock us a bit more. I think the flashing with censors is getting a bit old and frankly I need some dick on face or vagina consuming cock segments. Well, Cara’s Myspace Profile is testament that maybe, just maybe these nights happen in real life.

Not a bad way to start things off.

Body is a given. Low cut bikini is a given as well. But you know what’s interesting here? She’s got kind of a “used” look on her face. Almost a “covering up for a night of booze and coke” type of look. Obviously I truly enjoy this look and encourage more women to do the same. I mean you don’t have to do that stuff, just please emulate it and give off that appearance so I respect you more. Thanks.

My first collage picture. Aren’t I amazing? Just click on it for larger sizes. Top left picture is incredible. Look at these girls. What a squad.

Look at em all lined up like that. I’ll take the one on the left first, followed by blond, second to left, 2nd from right, 3rd from right and far right. If I were hammered I might want the worst looking one first….actually I’m sure of it. Better story for the next day. I mean how often can you CHOOSE the worst one? I want to be that guy.

None of my posts would be complete without a blatant breast shot. Thanks to whatever friend you are. Cara rocks. I’d really just like to hang with these ladies for about a week. Yes I said that already and I meant it the first time.

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