Yup. Sure. Have you guys seen this stuff on myspace? Well, Sonja’s Profile is one of about a gazillion profiles that contains this quote. So basically you’re telling me there’s this underground lesbian club that’s just full of adventurous, incredibly hot, well bodied, freaks? No, lesbians are mannish, do manly things, practically have facial hair and buzzcuts. They talk in a low voice. You see, in the real world, lesbians don’t look like Sonja here. But we, as men (and women) can keep dreaming for this utopia.

Ok so she doesn’t have big breasts. Alrighty then, she isn’t the prettiest of the bunch (although she’s quite good looking). A few things: Her Tan, her body being “natural” looking and three, she’s not American. Let’s keep the 3rd one in mind. This girl might even be a German Goo Girl (site is disgusting, just a warning) for all I know. Wow, the sick shit those gals do. Makes me thank the heavens that there might be a God.

That’s what they do in Europe, didn’t you know that? That’s actually a shot after Sunday mass. Fucked up man.

Jesus Christ. Man is that a jerk off worthy leg shot if I ever saw one. None will ever compare to Stealth Icon but this is pretty close.

I know. I know. You’re thinking it’s cool that a chick drinks a glass of beer that big. It’s urine though. And some of you sick fucks are turned on by that aren’t you?

Hi! Look at my Tushy! You can put things in it if you’d like!

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