Oct 11 2007
Jenny Wade - She’s Got A Retro Look That’s Unforgiveable
There’s just this vibe I get when I look at her (other than my wiggling pants). It’s not quite a Ginger Lynn feeling but I think the heavy makeup, the blond hair and the unnecessary amount of lipstick on her give off a big whiff of Ron Jeremy, Peter North in his prime, and of course Randy West scenes that loop over and over to make the clip last 20 minutes. Her Myspace Profile is probably some kind of advertisement for her modeling career but I have different ideas. Get Vivid on the phone and set up a screening. This girl could probably suck a “golf ball through a garden hose.” (You guys should know that quote, if not check out the movie profile and you’ll feel like an idiot)
I’m nearly speechless at how much I like that bathing suit. Yes, you need that kind of ass to fit it in, but once you got that you are so fucking golden. What an inviting look on her face too. “Just lift it up a tad and you’ll have full access….after you take me to dinner and buy me shit.”
I’m really having a difficult time writing here. See that black shadow triangle at the vagina area? You may not have noticed that until I pointed it out. Now you’re going to look for as long as I’ve been looking and you will hope for as long as I’ve been hoping. That is truly just silly. Absolutely silly.
Funny, she’s more nude in this picture than the other two and yet I like the first two pictures better. What if she has major silver dollar nipples under there? Man what a huge disappointment that would be.
Queue up the 80’s music and enter “The Hedgehog.” He’ll show his funny antics and of course, penis that has kept that mug in the industry and banging hot women for more years than most men will ever see. Ron Jeremy, every man’s dream.
Eh, I think I’m commented out.
Stumble This
Digg
Related Posts
- None Found
I have Ron Jeremy rolling papars. And much like his cock, they are way too big to have any real fun with.
i have silver dollar nipples. what?
All we need in these pics is Jaime Gillis degrading her.
Looking at Jenny makes me wanna dial 867-5309.
Her first photo would make a great video cassette cover. Ah, those were the ’80s.
She kind of reminds me just a little of this 80s porn slut named Samantha Strong; there was this great scene with her looking like a doll in this flick called Peggy Sue or Peggy Sue Got Married, something like that, and there was a three way with her, Lois Ayres (next to Ginger Lynn, the second Queen Slut of 80s porn sluts, who sort of just disappeared from the industry), and some jerk named “Scott Irish.” It was a great scene; sorry for giving my life story here, but this brought back some happy memories.
hey sexy s hottest girls opn myspace ha get at me sexy