Here’s why I feel good when I read these: Because despite how hot she is, I couldn’t spend more than 5 minutes with her and that makes me feel better about me which is what really matters. This excerpt is from her Myspace Profile. I hate hate hate fake ass people and that’s all I’ve met down here. I also love how everyone in Miami drives a BMW or a Benz, but their apartment is a piece of crap!!! But anyways…enough about that and more about me..my family and my best friends are the most important people in life. I will do anything and everything for them!! They’re my support system, and they always encourage me to do BIG things. One thing you need to know about me is that when I say I’m gonna do something..Ima do it..I don’t care how long it takes..but ima do it..I am a very driven and hardworking and independent individual..I do everything myself and I get everything myself. But remember what I said..if I wanna do something..I’m gonna do it..so when I tell you that you’re gonna see my face on the big screen..ur gonna see it..So remember my face..cuz you’re gonna start seeing a lot more of it whether you like it or not : ) But enough about me..if you have any other questions or want to know anything else..just send me a message..and please stop asking me if my boob are real because they ARE!!!!

You kind of lost me at I hate. The only response I can think of after reading that is…..Just lick your tits and play with yourself honey.

Perhaps the best bikini shot I’ve ever seen in my entire life after puberty and realizing that jerking off was an option.

This is her at the playboy mansion with one of the bunnies. I think the bunny is better looking but I’d bang Shelly in a heartbeat over her partner. Of course just seeing their boobalas touching makes this picture all the rage. Dude what’s with the small TV and crap cable box on top? Hef is really stiffing these broads. I’ll bet that door locks from the outside too.

What the hell would you say if this girl just walked up to you and introduced herself? Is it even remotely possible to look at her face the whole time? I think I’d be like “Hey I’m Brock……nice little star you got there.” Then the small talk would ensue but I’d say within ten minutes after her trying to get me to understand the “real” her I might be inclined to say something like “I swear to God if you let me titty fuck you I will give you a quarter.”

Sand Ass. I should make a website called sandass.com to focus on these shots only.

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