Oct 17 2007
Brittany McGraw and the Humping Factory
Some people may have heard of her but I sure as hell didn’t. You see? That’s why we have Myspace Profiles ladies and gentlemen…so I can come across them and give my full, honest, and accurate assessment of its personnel. Here’s something I love. When you try and click on pictures in a profile and it says “User has set pictures to private,” and yet they have about 5000 pictures scattered across the page. Brittany, you and all girls who do this are idiots. Just fucking post an album so us perverts can exploit you a bit more. Jesus, how tough is that?
Haven’t seen these small bikini shots in a while. I’m kind of upset I haven’t been posting more of them. I’m kind of upset at how annoyingly attractive this McGraw broad is. I’m kind of upset that I have to post pictures of hot girls all day and come home and jerk off. I’m kind of upset. I’m just kind.
Any post without an Oompa Loompa is simply not complete.
Any post that has a chance to reveal a picture with a complete douchewhistle and a hot girl in it and doesn’t actually make it to the website is a total violation of this website. On a sidenote: This guy right here has a mother and she might actually be proud of him for whatever kind of gay things he’s up to these days.
I think the last thing I’d want to do given the nature of this picture is actually have to put in the time to listen to these ladies speak for more than 10 minutes.
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I guess the real question here is notsomuch where these girls live, but what fucking planet theyre from. But I guess thats what makes them “special”. I mean shit, if every time I went to Target and saw these girls, a site like this would be rendered unnecessary.
That looks like the kind of party that I’d like to be at…and not because of the little painted men.
Andy you make a good point and thankfully, unless there’s a target located in Hugh Hefner’s mansion, I think my site should stick around.
Way to go Brock. I ruined my keyboard when I spit out my coffee after reading the word “douchewhistle.” That’s the greatest word pretty much ever.
I think i’m going to have to say creating a blog about the hottest girls on myspace is GOLD! I think you must be some sort of god, my friend.
I do try Jay. I do try.
That second pic is money.
I would use and abuse this girl and I’d love every second of it…:)
On a side note…That douche is drinking the Beer of Douche’s…Heineken…
They live in Clearwater/tampa FL
Thanks Bob.