Oct 18 2007

Dalene - Model and Mommy to Be!

Published by Brock Landers at 5:39 am under Uncategorized

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“I am in an incredible relationship with my soulmate, so if you are reading this for any other purpose other than networking, don’t bother. I use myspace for advancing my career only.” Really? You could have fooled me Dalene. I thought the purpose of your profile was making it available for me to comment on. And with that I will say that this picture represents how far a tan and some wet spray can take you in life. I’ve seen her other pictures. In all honesty she’s really just average. But haven’t all of us New Yorkers been to Fire Island? The land of 5’s that miraculously turn to 7’s when we get our alcohol on. Honestly? That’s all you need friends. Case in point right here.

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Same girl. Different hair color. She’s got some remainder from her umbilical chord that was bronzed. How nice. This picture is a little too “I want to be Carmen Electra or some other type of celebrity.” Whatever, I’d Rodman that ass.

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Can we see nipple there? That’s about as far as I’ll go on here. What an inviting picture eh? That necklace has got to go though. I’d rather her be wearing heels that were visible. What is it about heels? Why do heels give off a sex vibe? I’ll never understand. I suppose they look better than a corned up, bunyon filled foot.

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The Borat Shot.

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The mouth slightly open and the bikini slightly coming off. Wonderful use of photography right there. Makes me want to tie her up and just kind of stare at her for a while.

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7 Responses to “Dalene - Model and Mommy to Be!”

  1. […] unknown wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptmommy-4.jpg. The Borat Shot. mommy-5.jpg. The mouth slightly open and the bikini slightly coming off. Wonderful use of photography right there. Makes me want to tie her up and just kind of stare at her for a while. […]

  2. Tiki Barberon 18 Oct 2007 at 7:20 am

    Great Borat reference.

  3. OMARon 18 Oct 2007 at 8:45 am

    I clicked on the Mommy to be, and the full sized picture looked different.
    The version on the front page is kida squished. I checked this phenomenon in both Opera and Firefox with the same results. You images aren’t resizing correctly.
    Oddly enough, I liked the squished version better. Makes her look a bit thicker, which I happen to like better.

  4. Geegzon 18 Oct 2007 at 9:33 am

    this girl has a giraffe’s neck and a shrunken head… look at that 4th pic! wtf?

  5. brocklanderson 18 Oct 2007 at 10:00 am

    OMAR, I resize the shapes to fit the page. If you click on the picture you’ll get the full size.

  6. Andyon 18 Oct 2007 at 6:30 pm

    Youre right about the whole “look at me I’m Carmen Electra c.1998.”

    But thats fine because I worshipped Carmen Electra in 1998.

  7. tophon 19 Oct 2007 at 12:03 pm

    weird… i pose the same way… holding my boobs every chance i get

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