Oct 19 2007

Hailey Ray - Unconventional Pick, But I Like It

Published by Brock Landers at 5:32 am under Uncategorized

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She’s skinny. Very skinny. She’s blond. Naturally and very blond. She has little breasts. Her myspace profile just seems too “sweet.” And yet I’m drawn to her in a “Piper Perabo in Coyote Ugly” kind of way. She’s got this look where I’d kind of do anything to make her happy. I feel like she’s the type that gets away with speeding tickets left and right because she gives the cop some cute look. She can manipulate without even manipulating. And yet I feel like there’s a dirty side to her. She’s easily in the Jenna Haze and Taylor Rain categories as far as skinny, frail pornstars that could really perform when necessary. While she’s not actually a pornstar, I can still have dreams can’t I?

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You see what I’m talking about right here? Sure it’s a modeling shot but look at the potential. Imagine the kind of damage you could do to her. I mean she must weigh under 100 lbs. That means a lot of acrobatics. Maybe some swings, lots of standing up, the whole drill.

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Look, all I’m saying is that their genitals look pretty lined up from my view.

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And what might you be looking at?

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That picture makes me want to have a two headed penis.


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9 Responses to “Hailey Ray - Unconventional Pick, But I Like It”

  1. ABon 19 Oct 2007 at 5:04 pm

    “That picture makes me want to have a two headed penis.” I laughed at that bigtime.

  2. Sexual Ton 19 Oct 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Ehh

  3. Jayon 20 Oct 2007 at 7:55 am

    I don’t know about her. The first picture is defiantly hot, but the other ones seem pretty average.

  4. Hottie Hunteron 20 Oct 2007 at 8:14 am

    Definitely agreed with this one. Girl next door. Or whore next door? I, for one, would like to find out.

  5. Andyon 20 Oct 2007 at 9:15 am

    Def not your typical HGOM Jersey Trash, but a delight nonetheless.

  6. King Steveon 21 Oct 2007 at 1:55 am

    I would definitely investigate her vagina… :)

  7. Jon 22 Oct 2007 at 6:13 am

    Yeah, that first picture is money. The rest are sort of weak.

  8. Bradon 26 Nov 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Great eyes…

    and kudos for finally picking a slender, small(er) breasted normal girl… this is much more up my alley than the FHM/Maxim fare

  9. Johnon 15 Jan 2008 at 10:35 am

    I’d want to be one of them facing the other way, but I just can’t make up my mind which one….

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