Oct 22 2007

Brie Anna - Cybergirl of My Ass

Published by Brock Landers at 5:31 am under Uncategorized

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I want to make something clear right here and now. I do NOT think that this girl is all that great looking. And you’ll notice it by reading (or skimming or jerking off to) the rest of this entry. However, those that read this site know that she is an absolute must post. Also for the record and by no fault of Brie Anna’s, not only does it show in her myspace profile, but just in general she has the look of quite possibly the dumbest, most plastic female in existence. I cannot find any evidence of one real, true thing in her life other than being mentioned in Playboy’s “Cyber Girl of the Week” or posing with complete assbags. And even with all that said, Jesus Christ I want to hit it in the worst way.

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Seriously, is it possible to look any dumber? She reminds me of “Janice Rossy” from Goodfellas. Ray Liotta’s dumb mistress. “You have a Haw living in your building! He’s my husband! Get your own damned man!” I actually would have fucked Lorraine Bracco in that movie.

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This is just an intermission picture while we queue up the next two dandies.

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What fucking planet did this guy come from? Not only do I think that 99% of the male population should want to hang this guy but I’d also think that 99.9% of the barber population would like to pay his barber a visit. Actually no, he does not use a barber. He definitely uses a hairdresser who in turn uses a lot of creams and lotions and stuff.

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This guy on the other hand? I’d give him a guest spot on this site anytime.

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9 Responses to “Brie Anna - Cybergirl of My Ass”

  1. LadyJaneon 22 Oct 2007 at 8:16 am

    Yikes.

  2. brocklanderson 22 Oct 2007 at 8:20 am

    What happened to Lady Fucking Jane?

  3. LadyJaneon 22 Oct 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I didn’t want to offend anyone’s eyes with my opportunistic use of profanity.

  4. LadyFuckingJaneon 22 Oct 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Better?

  5. kenji226on 22 Oct 2007 at 1:48 pm

    I love implants as much as the next man, but they’re not suposed to be perfectly round. Maybe if I massaged them for her for 24 hours they would loke better.

  6. tophon 22 Oct 2007 at 3:05 pm

    can we talk about the girl on the right in photo #3… sweet justice!

  7. Sexual Ton 22 Oct 2007 at 3:47 pm

    I had sex with her just yesterday. It was okay.

  8. Roon 23 Oct 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Dude, that guy is fish slap from hotchickswithdouchebags.com

    BWAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

  9. Timmyboyyon 08 Nov 2007 at 8:50 pm

    love Brie. Awsome girl. Shes done a lot of work and worked hard for what shes earned. And A very lovely girl and even better looking in person!

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