Oct 25 2007
Vanessa – Infamous VEE Blinggzz (What a Joke)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially BACK. Back to the myspace profiles that got us to where we are right now. It doesn’t actually say it on her profile, but Vanessa here? I’d put my life on her being from the NY Tri-State area. What makes it so funny is that half of these girls have pictures of them with their nieces and nephews. And the pictures are the innocent cute posing kind. Yet, literally adjacent to that picture will be a photo of one of these girls licking another girls chest. Amazing.
In all honesty, the state she is in? This is about the ONLY way I’d probably ever want to interact with this girl. Nice leopard pattern though! Maybe she’s got a leopard patterned pube line. That’d be hot.
That’s got porn scene written all over it. You know what though? I guarantee, I guara-damned-tee that she took at least 100 pictures and finally chose this one to post. She was thinking “hmm, is it slutty enough? does it give off gangbangish vibes? yet will I still look cutesy?” Yup, works for me Vee.
Just for the hell of it I should post the pictures of her with her nephew. Then somehow track down her family and email them the url to this post.
Normally I’d side with this guy, but his tattoos and raccoon hair are enough for me to realize that they all belong together. This guy is a chumpstain.
ok…first pic, off the hizz, then progresssively worse.
I’d love to kick sand on that guy and then return to my blanket and realize “oh wait, he had 2 girls on his shoulder.”
Then I’d say “ah well, he looked like a racoon, fuck ‘em, he deserved it.”
Actually dated a girl who looked a lot like the porn star martian on the left in the last pic. No boobs, little belly, skunk hair, tan, trashy.
I miss her.
BROCK!!!
I need you to swith my URL back to http://www.theputdown.com
Sorry for the hassle…
Thanks!
I want to fuck that chick in the last pic with the goofy hair….