So like any other weekday I was trying to find as many nude Lucy Pinder photos that was as humanly possible. So whenever I do a Yahoo Search or Google Search for her I come across those “yay, we’re playing naked in the water!” photos. Annoyingly though, Pinder is not the one who is topless, it’s that other broad. She happens to be Sophie Howard. So naturally I look her up on Myspace and spot her profile.  Sophie’s not half the woman Lucy is (except in the chestal area) but each funbag was certainly worth displaying on this here site. Is it me or does she have a bit of Katie Segal in her? Jesus if Peggy Bundy looked like that Married With Children might have been on another 25 years. Though I think once that lame kid Seven was introduced the show was pretty much over.

Something about a chick holding a cell phone and having a soccer ball that just does it for me. Yes because if it was an ugly woman I’d be all over that. Strike that, reverse it. Something about a woman with giant cans, red hot pants and a penchant for posing nude most of the time holding a cell phone with the slightest chance she’ll use it as a dildo does it for me.  Sophie Howard: tease.

I’d love to use each breast as a palette to draw funny faces on.  Kind of like a Sophie Howard potato breast.

You wish, I mean you truly wish you had Pinder’s looks. I wish, I wish I had knockers half that size in my face right now. You know something though? I wouldn’t go down on this chick. I’m just saying…Hahahaha, now that I think about it?  Are you kidding me?  To play with Sophie’s knockers I’d certainy be willing to compromise.

Huhhh! In the tub! Huhhh! Doin’ a little, ah, ah tub! Eh, it reminded me of that Eddie Murphy SNL skit. You know, when Eddie Murphy was funny?

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