As you all know I pride myself on finding the unknowns. Generally that consists of the women trying to be more than they are by promoting their careers or thinking they are simply much hotter than they are. Granted they are all hot in ways that make me post them. However, on occasion I can’t help but to appreciate someone who not only is successful, famous, and actually gives pretty decent head, but she’s known to all of us and isn’t going away anytime soon. Here’s to Keeley Hazell. While this myspace profile doesn’t do any justice I’ll provide some more links throughout this piece.

Um. Hi. Here are some more racy photos. Oh yes and remember me mentioning her dick sucking ability? The video is blurry but let’s just hope it leads to an appearance with Ron Jeremy. Man that would be funny.

How in the world is it even remotely possible to have naturally perfect and huge breasts on a frame that thin? And you wonder why men are obsessed with women like this? 99% of women will say “it’s just not natural, women don’t look like this.” Really? Well fuck an A, here’s one and one is enough god damnet. And tell me how there are 1000’s of HOT women fucking men on camera. Can we explain this? There are more hot women out there than you think and Keeley Hazell is no exception.

I’m really starting to get dizzy and nauseous here. Keeley Hazell. Keeley Hazell. Keeley Hazell.

See picture number 4. Have a nice next half an hour fellas (and ladies). Enjoy your misery.

AKA I haven’t posted a pornstar in quite some time. It feels good. Now obviously you’re not gonna get nearly as much from her myspace profile as you would from a site like Freeones but in any event there’s a reason I chose Terri. She might not be the dirtiest of the triple X world. I mean sure it’d be nice to see her get into the double anal genre or even a bukkake here and there. But you know what? She’s sweet looking (aside from the tickler she’s holding there). And that sweet look turned into potential nudity has got plenty of allure and sass if you ask me. She’s got my vote. Oh yeah, let’s just pretend that little square thing on her right breast isn’t there.

Yay tricycles! Now Terri just wait there while Rocco here gets hard and enters to pull your skirt up. Oh yeah, and hold that position while he’s fucking you. Thanks.

Such a great photo. I know I’m starting to coin the phrase “jerk off worthy….” on here. So I’ll say this: Jerk Off Worthy Shoulder Strap Mirror Reflection shot. Yeah, that works.

“You think you’re getting this pussy?” That’s the look on her face. And under normal circumstances we could construe this situation as somewhat delicate because the girl is controlling, annoying and pretty much owns the guy she’s talking to. However, what makes this so fun and wonderful is the fact that in reality she’s really saying “you think you’re getting this pussy? you, you, you and you are ALL getting it at the same time.”

“Got any balls down there? About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry.”

Folks, all the Archives are 100% fixed with pictures working on all of them. I am saddened to inform you that some of my best work had to be trashed due to some files not being recovered. Those of you that have been with me from the start may see some familiar faces come back in the next few months.  However, not to worry, I will have new pictures on said faces. Let’s get back to work.

No commentary. I just wanted to feel whole again.

Folks, It has been brought to my attention that some of the past posts are not showing all the pictures. I am erectifying the situation and all should be complete in the next day or two.

I want to make something clear right here and now. I do NOT think that this girl is all that great looking. And you’ll notice it by reading (or skimming or jerking off to) the rest of this entry. However, those that read this site know that she is an absolute must post. Also for the record and by no fault of Brie Anna’s, not only does it show in her myspace profile, but just in general she has the look of quite possibly the dumbest, most plastic female in existence. I cannot find any evidence of one real, true thing in her life other than being mentioned in Playboy’s “Cyber Girl of the Week” or posing with complete assbags. And even with all that said, Jesus Christ I want to hit it in the worst way.

Seriously, is it possible to look any dumber? She reminds me of “Janice Rossy” from Goodfellas. Ray Liotta’s dumb mistress. “You have a Haw living in your building! He’s my husband! Get your own damned man!” I actually would have fucked Lorraine Bracco in that movie.

This is just an intermission picture while we queue up the next two dandies.

What fucking planet did this guy come from? Not only do I think that 99% of the male population should want to hang this guy but I’d also think that 99.9% of the barber population would like to pay his barber a visit. Actually no, he does not use a barber. He definitely uses a hairdresser who in turn uses a lot of creams and lotions and stuff.

This guy on the other hand? I’d give him a guest spot on this site anytime.